PatrickC-290
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I had to make an account JUST to review this movie. What's been more entertaining than the movie is coming to read some of the 10/10 reviews and doing some research on the creators.
The movie opens with a quote by "Shaman Durek" who, I've discovered, is an "American conspiracy theorist, convicted felon, alternative therapist, and self-professed shaman as a practitioner of Neoshamanism. " which is, to put it mildly, a hysterical way to open your movie.
The story follows a guy named Alek who we see preparing to murder a priest. He fires a shot, leaves the church and is preparing to commit suicide when masked men taze him and pull him into a white van.
They tell him some cryptic things we will hear over and over again throughout the movie. We will keep flashing back to things that previously happened revealing more context each time, or sometimes revealing absolutely nothing new. They were perhaps assuming that since the target audience is your average Joe Rogan listener that they need a reminder of what they saw five minutes ago.
Alek wakes up in the desert next to a car. He finds a jumpsuit in the trunk and puts it on. A phone rings on the ground and he picks it up. A couple of robotic voices give him instructions which he proceeds to not follow and gets tazed again.
Now he wakes up in a room with a bunch of other guys. They're given instructions to "kill the parasite among you" within 60 minutes or they all die. They've been fitted with fancy shock collars and theres some kind of forcefield separating them from their masked captors. They argue for what feels like forever and somehow none of them try to kill one another despite them all being extremely volatile individuals with sordid pasts.
It basically turns into a group therapy session somehow. By the end of the sixty minutes they are taking turns around the circle, confessing their sins and offering words of encouragement. It makes absolutely no goddamn sense and feels extremely forced. I was laughing at the dialogue and pacing of the whole thing.
The camera would NOT stay put for one second. Gratuitous use of digital effects for the tazers, forcefields, computer terminal overlays, etc. The actors were often speaking over each other, seemingly trying to mimic "real" conversations but instead feeling like a badly rehearsed stage play. CONSTANT cuts between them wearing some kind of holo-helmet, past events, current events, reiterating points over and over again that had already been established.
About halfway through the movie, I had "gotten the point" about a dozen times already and was waiting for there to be something, ANYTHING else added to the story or themes. I could see them leading up to a twist but it was telegraphed from a mile away and had essentially no substance.
The thesis of the film is stated from the get go, but it is hilariously summed up at the end when Alek speaks to the organizer/architect of the whole program, group, whatever you want to call it. She LITERALLY quotes the freaking two wolves story. "There are two wolves and they are always fighting. One is darkness and despair, the other is light and hope. Which wolf wins? The one you feed"
Basically their organization kidnaps people and forces them under duress to either become better people or die/be imprisoned forever. And this is unironically offered as an ideal scenario for entering a new and better era of humankind.
Anyways steer clear of watching this if you want something good. If you like bad movies, it might be fun in a group-watch setting but even then I find it too boring to recommend.
The movie opens with a quote by "Shaman Durek" who, I've discovered, is an "American conspiracy theorist, convicted felon, alternative therapist, and self-professed shaman as a practitioner of Neoshamanism. " which is, to put it mildly, a hysterical way to open your movie.
The story follows a guy named Alek who we see preparing to murder a priest. He fires a shot, leaves the church and is preparing to commit suicide when masked men taze him and pull him into a white van.
They tell him some cryptic things we will hear over and over again throughout the movie. We will keep flashing back to things that previously happened revealing more context each time, or sometimes revealing absolutely nothing new. They were perhaps assuming that since the target audience is your average Joe Rogan listener that they need a reminder of what they saw five minutes ago.
Alek wakes up in the desert next to a car. He finds a jumpsuit in the trunk and puts it on. A phone rings on the ground and he picks it up. A couple of robotic voices give him instructions which he proceeds to not follow and gets tazed again.
Now he wakes up in a room with a bunch of other guys. They're given instructions to "kill the parasite among you" within 60 minutes or they all die. They've been fitted with fancy shock collars and theres some kind of forcefield separating them from their masked captors. They argue for what feels like forever and somehow none of them try to kill one another despite them all being extremely volatile individuals with sordid pasts.
It basically turns into a group therapy session somehow. By the end of the sixty minutes they are taking turns around the circle, confessing their sins and offering words of encouragement. It makes absolutely no goddamn sense and feels extremely forced. I was laughing at the dialogue and pacing of the whole thing.
The camera would NOT stay put for one second. Gratuitous use of digital effects for the tazers, forcefields, computer terminal overlays, etc. The actors were often speaking over each other, seemingly trying to mimic "real" conversations but instead feeling like a badly rehearsed stage play. CONSTANT cuts between them wearing some kind of holo-helmet, past events, current events, reiterating points over and over again that had already been established.
About halfway through the movie, I had "gotten the point" about a dozen times already and was waiting for there to be something, ANYTHING else added to the story or themes. I could see them leading up to a twist but it was telegraphed from a mile away and had essentially no substance.
The thesis of the film is stated from the get go, but it is hilariously summed up at the end when Alek speaks to the organizer/architect of the whole program, group, whatever you want to call it. She LITERALLY quotes the freaking two wolves story. "There are two wolves and they are always fighting. One is darkness and despair, the other is light and hope. Which wolf wins? The one you feed"
Basically their organization kidnaps people and forces them under duress to either become better people or die/be imprisoned forever. And this is unironically offered as an ideal scenario for entering a new and better era of humankind.
Anyways steer clear of watching this if you want something good. If you like bad movies, it might be fun in a group-watch setting but even then I find it too boring to recommend.