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This so called "film" is a JOKE. Not one good moment, not one good piece of acting, or one piece of evidence that Creep Creepersin has talent, because believe me this is the worst piece of effort ever put on the internet AND DVD, I kid you not. Let me count out the problems with this movie.

Lack of effort or time put in this masterpiece? Check.

Producers and make up artists so lazy that Creepersin has to use footage from NOTLD to back up the fact that he has no talent? Check.

Long opening AND closing credits that annoy you? Check.

A boob shot only put on the cover just for views and to feel horny but you felt like you were touched in the wrong places? Check.

Laughably bad acting? Check. Overuse of sound quality once it goes from annoying to extremely annoying? Check.

The sad thing is, a title like that spells failure, as it comes to common knowledge the only zombies we get is just footage from a better movie, like Night of the Living Dead, not kidding, and the whole slasher isn't so gory to the point that the director doesn't have talent. It's also the first film to be shot in EIGHT F--CKING HOURS. Yes. Creepersin would have taken the time to make a good zombie film with action packed scenes and decent makeup, that way the movie would look potential. But the director, as talentless as Ulli Lommel or David DeCoteau, he wanted this film done and rushed, just to be known as the first film to be shot in eight hours. If you want to spend eight hours filming something, make a freaking short film, not this dragged, poor effort, lazy attempt at a Horror movie with the running time of 69 minutes, which the film is half movie, half opening and ending credits, and footage from NOTLD.

Now I usually don't write reviews for films like this, but I just wanted to bring up that I am impressed by this film's visuals. It is pure 80s cheese with a dark feeling when you watch it. Enter Chainsaw Scumfuck, a movie with no plot, but who cares? It's all gore and bloody short as well. A man with a chainsaw killing off random people with shaky camera movements, yep, this is a perfect example of what true Shot On Video films used to be, since all the modern ones went mainstream and focused much on the nudity. This film has all, it's from the director of Bad Karma and Drillbit, which are not so bad short films with decent special effects and cool camera angles. This short will bring up all the laughs and wonders cause it is just so good. I like the music in this as well. Remember other Shot On Video films where they had metal music for their films?