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Literally. If one watches paint dry with the expectations that something important, informative, or enlightening will occur... well guess what?

"White Noise" is actually worse. This "documentary" (which, by and standards, is NOT) not only lacks those qualities but delivers completely unsubstantiated misinformation, sprinkled with highly charged emotional left-wing rhetoric and outright lies. They adore the term "alt right" though never define it other than implying that it is another term for Nazism. In fact, any Conservative, Traditionalist, or anyone holding even moderate right of center views is thrown in the "Nazi" mess.

Disgraceful, bigoted, and dangerous. Watch only to learn how devious those at the Atlantic can be.

This will someday (probably thousands of years from now) be a new civilization whose historians will attempt to chronicle the collapse of OUR civilization. There are so many things to point to but if they come upon "Aquaman" in some archaeological dig they will have no doubt about the speed and rapid descent into oblivion that overtook this once great and thriving culture.

Essentially, this movie contains all the elements of the worst our culture can produce: gratuitous violence, vapid dialogue that could have been written by a second grader, lots of noise (we must distract you from thinking) all wrapped up in a nightmarishly devolved cartoon atmosphere.

With a staunch history of detesting "chick flicks," I as SO prepared to dislike this film, but then I found myself drawn in with a giant smile on my face, not because it is especially funny, but for the disarming ad utterly charming performances of the two youthful leads Samantha Mathis and Gaby Hoffman. Certainly, the situation is a well-worn one that I need not relate here, but it's execution is uniquely underplayed, giving the characters and film a believably real tone and feeling. You'll find yourself, as did I, falling hopelessly in love with the girls, wanting to hug and protect them, and making sure it all turns out okay for them.

If you have the opportunity, to not deny yourself the pleasurable experience this film provides.