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This movie also starts out with some scrolling text, too bad it takes nearly five minutes. On the positive side, when the text finishes, you could save yourself about 90 minutes of anguish and walk out. This film definitely will challenge "Plan 9 From Outer Space" as the worst horror movie ever made. The biggest difference between the movie and video game is the reset button. I kept looking for one in the theatre. You'd expect second rate acting from Tara Reid but not Christian Slater or Stephen Dorff. The love scene, if you could call it one (I don't remember any love scenes in the game)has successfully set lovemaking back 1000 years. Congratulations Uwe Boll with continuing the fine tradition of B-Movie making. Ed would have been proud.
This movie also starts out with some scrolling text, too bad it takes nearly five minutes. On the positive side, when the text finishes, you could save yourself about 90 minutes of anguish and walk out. This film definitely will challenge "Plan 9 From Outer Space" as the worst horror movie ever made. The biggest difference between the movie and video game is the reset button. I kept looking for one in the theatre. You'd expect second rate acting from Tara Reid but not Christian Slater or Stephen Dorff. The love scene, if you could call it one (I don't remember any love scenes in the game)has successfully set lovemaking back 1000 years. Congratulations Uwe Boll with continuing the fine tradition of B-Movie making. Ed would have been proud.
Previously, I thought that the worst film Nicole Eggert(Charles in Charge)ever made was Blown Away with Corey Haim (Silver Bullet, The Lost Boys).
But that was until I watched Decoys, (Toronto will never be the same for me). First I though it was an Ed Wood flick in color, but even Ed would not have done this one. It was so dull, boring and senseless, even the scantily clad babes didn't save it. I kept waiting for Vincent Price or Peter Cushing to make an entrance. And I did pray, for it to finally end.
Although this picture is more suited for the Comedy channel, this (non)horror/(non)sci-fi movie soon makes it's debut on the SCI-FI channel. Tune in to something else, you won't regret missing this one.
But that was until I watched Decoys, (Toronto will never be the same for me). First I though it was an Ed Wood flick in color, but even Ed would not have done this one. It was so dull, boring and senseless, even the scantily clad babes didn't save it. I kept waiting for Vincent Price or Peter Cushing to make an entrance. And I did pray, for it to finally end.
Although this picture is more suited for the Comedy channel, this (non)horror/(non)sci-fi movie soon makes it's debut on the SCI-FI channel. Tune in to something else, you won't regret missing this one.