SpackerMatt

Fight Club is a pitiful movie. Awful. I reviewed it twice already, but those reviews didn't make sense. I finally nailed what was the main reason I hated this movie. There are a lot of reasons why. But there are two major ones. All Fight Club is a giant, anarchy propaganda "film". We have laws for a reason. "Start a fight with someone on a street". What is that going to solve? Anything at all? Although the "film" doesn't glamorize violence, it does show it being used for no reason whatsoever except for a cheap laugh. Fight Club becomes the epitome of everything that is despises by the end. Sure, I agree that "things we own end up owning us" but what I don't agree with the actions that characters do in Fight Club. However, Fight Club would simply be an awful film it tanked, but the fact that so many people like it and agree with it is far more disturbing. These people are idiots, more harmful to society than any Adam Sandler lover you'll ever meet. These are the same 20-something punks who like anarchy, who think Bush is too conservtive. (so I can't spell) Why do moms like to go destroy little videogames that are not harmful at all? Where's the banning of this film? This film has more negative influence than any violent videogame could offer. They offer violence as a solution, and millions of people agree. What a sad day in America... Now of course, there are the "filmic" (err...) flaws, such as the stupid, pointless, long monologues and philosophies, and the "hey! Look what I can do with this cool camera!" direction, and the fact that Brad Pitt couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, and Helena Bonham Carter adds nothing to the story, how stupid and pointless the surprise at the ending is, how the film skips long periods of time, leaving us confused...I could go on.

I strongly detest anyone who declares this the best film of all time. This is nothing. This is just trash. So, email me if you want with your little gen-x comments and what-not, but one day you'll realize that violence is never an answer, and rules are enforced for a reason., and then you'll realize that Fight Club and everything involved is evil! I feel like going to church now. No stars. Negative stars. Negative 10 stars. I p**s on this.

Why do people dislike brainless comedies? Stop being so pretentious and enjoy yourself. Besides, half of you haters can't even spell, so ha! Anywho, onto the movie. Little Nicky is awesome, the best Adam Sandler movie of all time. I waited for the video because people said if you want a good time see Charlie's Angels (which was AWFUL) so I did. I am sorry. Little Nicky has everything from action to comedy, to just a hint of drama. The plot wasn't much, but the jokes were crazy and worth it. From the humping bird to the beginning, to the demon at the end ("popeye's chicken is the shiz-nit!") the jokes were always fast and coming at you. A few times there'd be a painful one, but that was few and far between. I especially love the basketball scene. It has the perfect mix of everything. One other major good point is the MUSIC. Awesome, what can I say! I'm not a real fan of rock/rap, but POD's songs were fitting, as well as the badass acoustic version of "Everlong." Plus the greatest band ever Incubus was in it too. As well as Linkin Park. Anywho, I didn't go a single scene without laughing. If there was a particular dry spell, there'd be a big joke at the end to revive itself. The Chris Farley and Chubb's bits were hilarious too, and I strongly disagress with whoever said the ending was boring. The best joke is given here (when the demon says, "Popeyes chicken is the shiz-nit!" the way it was delivered, and the fact that the fact is true, it had me crying. I went back and forth, rewinding to hear it over again) And the pillow fight ruled as well. The whole montage thing at the end was hilarious too. Little Nicky is the prime example of a comedy. All good comedies are underrated, while crap comedies are overpraised. So it's fitting this did bad, because AS's two most successful films (Big Daddy and Wedding Singer) were his worst. Little Nicky is perfect for 90 minutes of laughs, you won't find a finer comedy. 10/10

I can't stand anyone who hates these kinds of movies because of what they are. Just enjoy it, dammit! And who was the arse who said it wasn't a stretch for kid Rock to play an illiterate redneck? That was below the belt man. And maybe, if you actually saw the movie, you'd realize that a lot more goes on than the mullet jokes. And for that other dude (bifcritic or something), the dog balls thing was funny. How dare you condemn the movie to go as far as say that they were mean and hurt the dog! Lighten up folks. Being an David Spade (yeah, i admitted it, namely because my head isn't shoved in my ass) fan, I really was expecting something stupid, but funny. Joe Dirt was so different, really. I mean, it was nasty and crude, but pretty funny. It also had an underlying message (I think......wait, no.) Anyhow, its was good 90 minute fun. 8/10