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Yes, I know I may be biased (because I am in this flick) but I think it is great. Now, I know nobody will ever read this comment I am making, but I think Jay Bauman is one sexy B*tch! C'mon Jay, cough up the $35 and put your picture on this thing!!! Having a hit flick will get you a chick! Seriously.

Now lets all be good Flag-waving God-fearing robots and order this movie! If you have a problem with it, you can come tell me about it in Korea, I would love to have some visitors! But I am sure you will fall in love with both its charm and lack of morals. Yes, you may be offended by every word spoken, but then isn't that the spice that makes life worth living? Now get off your sorry cottage-cheese butt and order this movie! Ohhh.....sorry you have to stay on your butt....you can only order it on the internet! So, stay on your cottage cheese butt

The only thing that was funny in this movie was the opening scene. Other than that it REALLY sucked. There were so many re-used jokes from the previous films it was unbelievable! They tried to make it okay sometimes by making jokes about the fact that they were re-using old jokes. C'mon people, wake up! That doesn't make it funny, that makes it even dumber, becasue that explicitly shows you that this was made to make money and nothing else. Snore.

I just watched "Thir13en Ghosts" on DVD last night and I must say I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This film is a joke. The plot has so many holes in it you have to wonder what ended up on the cutting room floor. Speaking of the cutting room floor what was with all of those quick jump cuts? There was no purpose! My theory is that they had to cut quickly so the audience couldn't tell how poorly the make-up effects were done on the ghosts.

And finally, I have to mention the end. Why, oh why, did the black housekeeper make a little hip-hop beat out of the ancient satanic chant? Why would she do it, did she see a purpose in it? It looked to me like she was mindlessly fumbling around with the controls, but then out came this nice sounding record scratch, and not even on a record. It was a reel-to-reel! I bursted out laughing so hard, I missed the following few lines.

There is now other way to describe this than TERRIBLE. Un-Godly flawed on completely TERRIBLE!