Piglet

It seems that there are so few ideas in the Southern Hemisphere that they had to mash up the Poohniverse, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Wolf Creek.

And it's rotten down under. Like a metric kiloton of lard left out in the Australian sun - in late January, when their summer is in swing.

I am also running out of pig analogies to describe how bad and stupid this movie is. The cast is terrible. The plot is so dumb. The script was clearly AI-written. The acting is non-existent.

The characters are terrible. Every second of the movie is annoying in every way. I guess the camerawork is okay - and by that I mean whoever was operating the camera was awake. And the editing is decent. But I am sure that the person who cut this atrocity suffered mental harm having to piece this incompetent nonsense to together.

Avoid.

Hello Piglet, this is not based on the Twisted Childhood Nightmares Trilogy, oh no this is a completely different story of Piglet, the mask looks very similar to 2023's Blood and Honey. You may think that this movie is good, well in my book, it is very underrated film about a big Piglet mask murdering tourists that visit for the week. Well some of them using practical effects and rest of them were done in CG just to fill the rest of the B-horror budget. Dialogue for characters is kinda hear it but not as frequent. The campgrounds manager reveals who he's working with early on the film. Very noticeable. This is very underrated film to the Blood & Honey 4.7/10. Underrated and mediocre.

Poorly written, logical gaps the size of Mars all over the place, and the acting is so far past bad they need to create a new word for it. Piglet looks good, that's about it. In another movie, the look could have worked. The older sister somehow still manages to stand out as aggravating among the rest of the group staying in the cabin. Relentlessly hostile to a guy popping in and out of the movie trying to tell them to leave and that it's not safe. No actual reason other than she just randomly decided she 'doesn't trust him' though he gives zero reason for it. Ridiculous stuff like that. Piglet gets shot with a shotgun in the shoulder. Next scene, no hole on his apron lol. People literally twice hide in plain view of Piglet and another guy and magically aren't seen, woman has a gun fully trained on Piglet but never shoots it while he's killing her partner with multiple stabs for at least 30 seconds. I usually will grin and bear it and watch a movie to the end no matter what, so I can at least say I made it and see the ending. This one tested me like no other. Best scene was when the end credits rolled.

Well where do I start with this one. Short answer do not waste your time. Longer answer below

I've seen some low budget films in my time and I've had many great experiences watching such films.

However Piglet is by a multitude of a million light years the absolute biggest pile of tripe I've ever seen.

Terrible acting, terrible effects. Honestly staring the wall in a freezing cold room would be a better use for your time.

The whole thing looks like it was shot and edited by someone in a bedroom. The blood effects look like they were added using technology from the 90's

I actually said to my wife around 10 mins in the whole film could be condensed into 15 mins.

It's unclear to me how people continuously are able to scrap enough money together to make these movies. There's absolutely nothing new to see in this movie. A masked killer (and family) kills everyone they see. I think this would be better if Piglet actually was a pig man instead of some deformed guy wearing a pig mask. If they would have had 2 or 3 masks and used them in each shot Piglet was in, they could just re-release the movie with whatever mask he was wearing....maybe a possum! The rest is pretty cliche, the characters make bad decisions, there are side characters to up the kill count and create awkward, unnecessary scenes in the film, etc. Honestly though, pick something else to watch...