Johnny & Clyde

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting sucks big time.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie.

This movie was horrible including the acting and plot! What a waste of money and time. Don't rent it, you'll be sorry! I kept watching thinking it had to get better but it only got worse. The actors are so bad and their characters are unbelievable. It is too bad that a director can say he directed this movie, even I could have done better. I was shocked Megan Fox would star in this role, she must be desperate for work. The scenes with Jonnie and Clyde were absolutely disgusting. I watch movies for art and the entertainment. If someone wants to watch this good luck only a sick minded person would find this enjoyable.

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.

It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.

Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

I didn't expect anything from this film expect maybe a little decent action and some nudity. There was more pointless violence than action and a flat chested chick for like one stupid scene. Hollywood has been in a slump for a while but there was a time you could find a decent B-rate flick and still be entertained by the end of it. I found it hard it hard to make it past the first half hour. Disappointing because it seemed interesting with the opening scene but this whole thing with the psycho coupled played out like a poor man's Natural Born Killers. I got this rental for free and I still and I still want a refund.

This movie is actually worse than the other two reviewers say! It's a complete and total mess.

The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.

The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.

Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.

Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?

Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.