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So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.

The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting sucks big time.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie.

This movie was horrible including the acting and plot! What a waste of money and time. Don't rent it, you'll be sorry! I kept watching thinking it had to get better but it only got worse. The actors are so bad and their characters are unbelievable. It is too bad that a director can say he directed this movie, even I could have done better. I was shocked Megan Fox would star in this role, she must be desperate for work. The scenes with Jonnie and Clyde were absolutely disgusting. I watch movies for art and the entertainment. If someone wants to watch this good luck only a sick minded person would find this enjoyable.

This film follows the ominous journey of a pair of serial killing lovers on the run. In a confusing turn of events, they join forces with a group of equally sadistic individuals, each characterized by generic and predictable personalities, such as a demolitions expert or a self-destructive barbarian who oddly adheres to Norse mythology. Their rash actions include planning a daring escape from a mental institution. The filmmakers seem to have completely missed the essence of iconic films like "Bonnie and Clyde," as this misguided attempt at a spin-off fails to induce any impression of seriousness. The screenplay lacks any coherent structure, leaving viewers without anything or anyone to invest in or care about. The story itself is so ridiculous that it becomes impossible to be genuinely offended by the actions of the characters, no matter how many innocent lives they claim. Even the choice of music for certain scenes completely misses the point. Intensifying the issue are the annoying performances that do no justice to the characters they portray. Every line of dialogue feels forced and is poorly delivered. No need to say: do yourself a favor and skip this one. Or, if you want to know how good another movie can be, go and watch this one. You will appreciate other movies more. But this one is so ridiculous, no words to describe it properly (without getting banned from IMDB). 1/10 is still a high rating for this "movie".

Ya, it's that bad. I couldn't handle all the amateur-hour and infantile nonsense this mess had. Everything from the acting, directing, sound (have they heard of boom mics), terrible excuse for gore - especially the demon's cheap Halloween mask and costume. That outfit felt like it was purchased at a Dollar Tree. Then you have a screenplay that felt like it was written by a fifth-grade drama class. Even the lame attempts at dark comedy were a flop and more of an eye-roll than anything funny. Every actor, even Fox, seemed like they've never taken an acting class. I can't believe this nonsense was green-lit, funded, and went to market. It's a generous 3/10, only because Fox still looks foxy.

This movie is actually worse than the other two reviewers say! It's a complete and total mess.

The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.

The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.

Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.

Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?

Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.

I didn't expect anything from this film expect maybe a little decent action and some nudity. There was more pointless violence than action and a flat chested chick for like one stupid scene. Hollywood has been in a slump for a while but there was a time you could find a decent B-rate flick and still be entertained by the end of it. I found it hard it hard to make it past the first half hour. Disappointing because it seemed interesting with the opening scene but this whole thing with the psycho coupled played out like a poor man's Natural Born Killers. I got this rental for free and I still and I still want a refund.

... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.

The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.

I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.

It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.

Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

I watched maybe 10 mins of this abomination! I skipped ahead a few times hoping it would get better but, between the characters timing being way off, the awful 80's sound track and the subpar acting I just couldn't get though another second!! It's legit like a bunch of high school kids put this together! For a class assignment they didn't want to do! Just awful with no redeeming qualities.... At all!!

I honestly think my kids could act better and do a better job using my iPhone. Don't waste your time, it's not even so bad that it's good or that you can laugh at it, it's just awkward and you feel bad for anyone that out their name on it.

Megan Fox's image transformation was excellent and her acting was great.

It was interesting to bring criminals from real crime cases as motifs.

It was fun because each character has its own personality.

Of course, Megan Fox's peak is during Transformers, but she still has an elusive strong impression.

There are also some disappointing parts of the story.

Also, the two actors who come out as Johnny & Clyde couple, to be honest, I don't think I've seen them often.

However, it does not unfold the story too seriously and heavily, so it is enough to watch the movie with a light heart.

It was not bad.

First time seeing her after Transformers in 2007. No chance to watch her films intentionally. But all of a sudden, when I turn on TV, I saw the title. No idea what happened to her but it's kind of nice seeing her again. So I clicked it.

The film wasn't that good. In frank, it's far from good.

Even so, it's ok watching it while laundry and laundry folding.

Anyway, it takes more than an hour and a half, right? Just turn it on and leave it till the end while back and forth. Just do your things. Then you might find some scenes are enjoyable and some scenes are entertaining. But sorry Megan, what happened to you?

I got this at Redbox without knowing anything about it, and in hindsight, I should've looked it up. That is where it all went wrong. Most would agree that Megan Fox was never the greatest actor of all time. She got by a lot of her looks in the past and lately has been in just straight-to-video movies, but this has to be an all-time low for her. She still has her looks in this movie, but that's about it. Her acting is wooden and rushed, like she is reading her lines. And the other actors are just as bad. The acting is so bad in this movie it is almost laughable, and there really is no plot. It's just a lot of random stuff loosely connected. It tries to make up for it with a lot of violence and skin, but sadly that isn't enough. More than once, I asked myself, "What am I watching?" and "Who writes this stuff?" The only reason I didn't give this a one is because the demon thing was cool looking, although it came out of nowhere. All in all, skip this one, and if you wanna see Megan Fox, just watch the original Transformers.

No pun intended - I don't know if it really was necessary to connect this to Bonnie and Clyde. Probably set the expectations way too high. On the other hand the actors involved in this sound really interesting. Megan Fox alone ... who plays a bored Mafia boss (or whatever you would call her). I love her as much as any fan of hers does - but she does not do herself any favor playing this role. Crazy dialog and scenes ... that are supposed to be weird ... and maybe I am the wrong person to critisize this .. but I felt I wasted my time, while watching this.

Action is ok or decent. The cgi is abhorent though - does not work at all. Add to that the really crazy and out there scenes. It either needed more rewrites or got too many rewrites ....tough to say. What I can say for sure: the movie is a waste of time, action and some nudity do not make a movie better (yes I said it)

My word, where to begin?

So, this movie is like a villian team up movie. It reminded me of Suicide Squad (2016) in that sense. By comparison to this, though, that movie looks amazing, which is really saying something.

The dialogue is awful, there are random characters and plot points that are unexplained and nonsensical. I'm not even exaggerating, the main guy who plays Johnny is like Jared Leto's joker with the cringe turned up 50 times. The dialogue is horrendous, there's literally a "he's right behind me moment" for example, as well as other random cringe that I'm desperately trying to forget.

The cinematography in this film is bizzare. Each shot is just tinted some random colour for no reason, like, "why is this room purple all of a sudden" was my thought throughout a lot of this. The entire film is letterboxed for some reason, I guess they thought that'd make it look cinematic and cool, but literally every shot looks absolutely terrible, so it just ends up adding to the humour of it. There's also this one shot that cuts to this guy during a phone call, but it's literally like a still image of him for some reason, it looks so bad. They reuse shots loads as well. Slow-motion a bunch too, but the film wasn't recorded using a high frame rate, so it ends up looking terrible.

The sound design had me cackling. Terrible choices of music and goofy sound effects. But more than that, there is this weird deep slowed down voice that plays over random bits of the movie for literally no sense, it's just genuinely baffling. It's like the guy who edited this put it in there for a joke, but they forgot to remove it.

There's no way to beat around the bush about this - there's a lot of nudity and near nudity in this movie. That's probably the only reason most people who are watching this unironically are seeing this - it certainly isn't the plot. But its like genuinely really weird at times, like the main couple are like licking each others elbows and stuff. Just. What. Meagan Fox's character has these two servants, perhaps even slaves I guess, one woman and one really buff dude, and they are I supposed to be sex objects for her I guess? There's one scene where they are both nude, on her face the female actress looks genuinely upset to be doing it, I felt pretty disturbed during that scene.

On the whole though, the terrible, nonsensical choices made for this movie can be pretty hilarious at times, and this movie is certainly one for so-bad-its-good enjoyers. However, it's pretty long to the point of being unbearable, given how badly paced it is. If it was cut down by 30 minutes I might even giving it a 4/10 because of how much ironic enjoyment I got out of the terrible acting, sound and cinematography.

All my criticism here is really scratching the surface. This movie is genuinely so confusing and terrible that if I were to write a fuller review of it, it'd take me ages. The review would have to be pages long to fully explain how terrible this is, and it'd take me ages to actually figure out how to structure said review, because of how much of a mind-numbing nightmare this film is.

This movie is a comedy, a cheap one yes, but it still as some good laughs. We had a good time watching it, while the directing and filmography was weak at times( I hate static cameras shots), along with the acting( I blame this on the directors) I have seen a lot worse on movies with multi million dollar budgets. This movie is a good way to have a little fun without having to invest too much brain power and if you have to take a bathroom or popcorn break it's no problem- you won't miss anything crucial! Although this movie will not win any rewards (or make any money) and I will certainly never buy a copy, but would watch again!

Interesting.

The actors' acting is the best. I'm so nervous until the end.

A movie that makes you interested in movies just by being able to see Megan Fox and shows the details of the directing.

The video is so luxurious and the character's personality. A movie that is elaborately represented so that you can concentrate.

Maegan Fox's beauty remains and the directing composition unfolds without being bored, making the whole time pass by.

I am happy to watch a good movie after a long time.

An interesting movie that conveys the emotions of movie stars that are too precious to watch alone.

I really enjoyed watching it.

Remember being a kid /teen watching "USA up all night" ?

Watching "Johnny and Clyde" felt like that!

If you are looking for a film that requires you to pay attention to details and think super hard while going deep within yourself to relate to the characters leading you to feel like you just witnessed something life changing, this movie isn't that and I was thrilled!

Thank you Director Tom DeNucci!!! It felt like my bestie and I were teens again having a sleepover watching one of those early 90s films. It was awesome to feel like we went back in time and for a moment we weren't thinking about or seeing stuff related to the world we live in today.

Although this is a crime /action flick I appreciated the gore being old school as well (minimal). I know what I'm about to say might sound weird for this films genre but I found it light hearted, like it's not that serious, it was a good time.

It was cool to see Robert LaSardo in his role as "Candle" 😂 typically he plays a super intimidating and/or serious characters but "candle" is silly (in a deranged mentally unstable way) The details he put forth upon that character's personality disorder was done well. 😂I'm not gonna say more or I'll spoil it but it was so funny to me.

If this genre isn't your cup of tea and you find yourself watching this with a friend that is a fan of this genre you will at least have a beautiful cast to look at 😍 everyone is cast in the film is so damn attractive.

What do you got to lose? It's a fun film with hot folks, chill out on the couch / bed, perhaps have it on while you make dinner or traveling to your summer vacation either way I hope you laugh and finish the film with more inside jokes, I know my bestie and I did 🤣

I recently watched an action movie that left me on the edge of my seat from start to finish. The film was packed with thrilling fight scenes, heart-pumping car chases, and explosive special effects that kept me engaged throughout. The plot was well-crafted and kept me guessing until the very end. The lead actor delivered a standout performance, bringing both intensity and vulnerability to their role. The supporting cast also shone, adding depth and complexity to the story. Overall, this action movie was a thrilling ride that I would highly recommend to any fan of the genre. I reccomend this movie when you are boring.