Alien: Earth

The entire show is like this: a bunch of teenagers fantasizing about suddenly gaining superpowers to handle all the adults they hate. One of them accidentally gets a vicious dog, she encourages the dog to bite and kill anyone who gets in her way, and finally sits on the roof declaring: "We rule."

Teenagers believe they have grenade in their hands makes them invincible, allowing them to act like adults but without the responsibilities or consequences of adult behavior.

Pretty disappointing conclusion to a great set up. 8 episodes later, it seems that the only motive provided for any of the characters was to get to series two. Once the Alien rehash was out of the way to satisfy audiences in episode five the showrunners seemingly gave up on any of the threads they set up in the beginning of the series in favour of a directionless mess.

The best part, and maybe one of the only grown up scene of the show so far, which is the story of the ship carring the monsters, is abruptly fast forwarded so they can get fast to the part they can play and be Disney kids.

They are super fast, they can jump from the moon, yeah yeah, action starts and I was surprised they didnt sit on the floor and cried.

It is kinda of fair their excuse to use kids because of the growing brain and so, but in a super future world where you have no clue a giant space ship is gonna hit your planet, and you have technology from a 90's future perspective gives me the impression that reasonability was not the priority, but rather extract money from every age group possible.

Aimed to please shareholders, not fans.

Plain horrible writing.

This sucks, because I was really hoping this would be good. I mean I'm a huge Alien fan and I've even like the objectively lesser entries into the franchise but this... This is bad on a whole 'nother level.

Let's start with the dialogue. Everyone has to say what they're thinking or doing all the time. There's a moment in episode 7 when Smee (or whatever he's called) literally says to the camera "I only did x because I thought y!" And I facepalmed loud enough that my neighbors could hear it.

I'm not sitting on TikTok while watching the show, but the show is treating me like I am.

The characterizations here are also ridiculous. Nobody is consistent. Wendy changes motivations and intentions like 50 times throughout the season. People flip on a dime because the script needs them to. Hermit for example has a big problem with the alien killing soldiers... until the final episode when he's standing in the same room as the alien as it's killing three soldiers and doesn't even say a word. Doesn't even acknowledge that it's happening.

Also, plot armor. Everyone has it. Nobody dies. Nobody you care about at least. Why? I don't know. No idea. I mean we don't care about these characters at all so maybe the writers know that. The worst offender of this plot armor is once again... DING-DING-DING! Hermit. He survives a xenomorph encounter like three or four times in just the first two episodes. Which becomes more ridiculous the further into the show you get because the xenomorph can wipe out a room in like 1 second flat.

This show sucks. That's all there is to it. So disappointed in Noah Hawley and the crew. Did you guys even care about this at all?

Allen: Earth is finally here and I have to say I was hoping it would be a lot better than it is. It almost feels like a teen CW version of Alien and not the Alien franchise we all came to know and love. I was promised the show would be full of enough excitement and thrills that make the episodes feel like they fly by. It's not. The other thing I can't stand is that we have to wait to wait a week between episodes. I have come so used to binging series that that's how I like to watch my shows. I hate waiting a week when I enjoy a show. I admit I'm not the biggest or most knowledgeable Alien fan, the originals were made before I was born but I have watched them and enjoyed them. I am a big sci-fi fan though so that's why I was looking forward to this so much and why I'm disappointed.