Bigfoot vs the Illuminati

This movie manages to feel racist, boring, like nothing has happened and like everything has happened at the same time. You'll watch this and be surprised 20 minutes have passed and wonder what even happened in those 20 minutes. I don't believe this movie has an original thought in it, yet I've never seen anything like it. I don't believe they paid for any asset in this movie, it's the equivalent of shovelware but for movies. If this movie had a script writer, that person should be imprisoned and not allowed to touch pen to paper for as long as their blood line goes on. This movie has as much meaning and impact on the world as your thoughts and prayers would have on any tragedy. Spend your time doing literally anything else, better the world or just breath air, you'll have more of an impact and enjoy your time more then you would with this movie. When this movie gets released into public domain, the human consciousness will be negatively impacted, I hope the world doesn't have to experience that torture at all.

I actually love this movie so much its my favouiret movie ever omg its so good and i love the bigfoot guy and i really like the vna helsing guuy and the hunmoure is actually amzingt like i love the humoure so much its so so sosoososososososososos so funny and its just amazingi actually love this movie so much its my favouiret movie ever omg its so good and i love the bigfoot guy and i really like the vna helsing guuy and the hunmoure is actually amzingt like i love the humoure so much its so so sosoososososososososos so funny and its just amazingi actually love this movie so much its my favouiret movie ever omg its so good and i love the bigfoot guy and i really like the vna helsing guuy and the hunmoure is actually amzingt like i love the humoure so much its so so sosoososososososososos so funny and its just amazing.

What a movie. Halfway through, I thought that I was watching a cutscene from a ps2 game. I will say, the voice acting is incredible. They managed to put so much character and emotion into their lines. The special effects have some good parts. The Illuminati people are super scawwy. Bigfoot is a big monkey. He likes bananas. That's cool because I like bananas and that's why I root for him. He kinda scary too, but when he beats the Illuminati, it kinda makes him more cool cuz he beats the bad guys up cuz they are bad and he is good. He really likes bananas probably. In conclusion, Illuminati bad, Bigfoot? Pretty cool.

This is literally the best movie ever conceived by mankind. This is truly the greatest achievement by any film studio, some might even say its bananas. The godfather has got nothing on this master piece. But also ive never watched this movie before so its an instant classic 10/6 !!!!!!!

I was kinda on the fence with this one. I see a lot of b-movies, but to call this a b-movie would be a disservice to the people of the world who make actual b-movies like Robert Kurtsman or the Crum brothers or Barney Benson. These guys make real b-movies and they are American heroes. The people who made "Bigfoot vs the Illuminati" are a disgrace-this is a d-movie. I guess now I should talk about the racism. They are promoting old school 1840s style racism. I heard slurs I never knew existed. They made Bigfoot a racist stereotype, and it pisses me off when they call him uppity. Mostly because they're right: he is uppity and it's stupid that they wrote his character that way. Bigfoot doesn't deserve that. Free Bigfoot! They also imply that Van Helsing almost saved America from 9/11. This is unrelated to the movie...so why imply it? I'm done with this. I have been turned off from all alien movies until the end of time. I was planning on watching the sequels to this: "Bigfoot vs Megaladon" and "Bigfoot vs Megaladon 2" but you can forget that! I'm just tired...it's tiring...I don't wanna be around anymore. Like I said, I was on the fence with this one in the beginning and after five minutes, I jumped off and I fell far. I wish I was dead.