Shark Exorcist
- 2014
- 1h 11min
NOTE IMDb
1,4/10
2,1 k
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- Réalisation
- Scénario
- Casting principal
Kirstin Vanhooser
- Brianna Bennett
- (as Kristin Vanhooser)
Gretchen Hughes
- Sheila
- (as Gretchen Mosby)
Michael Ollin Lotten
- Bobby
- (as Michael Lotten)
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How many girls in bikinis were in this movie? If you decide to watch this movie, I dare you to count how much cleavage and sensual moments are in the movie. The audio is terrible, the soundtrack is horrible, the blood looks like ketchup and the acting is atrocious. The only reason you should watch this is if you want to watch hot women in bikinis being eaten by sharks made out of bad CGI. The CGI is even worse than the special effects from Jurassic Shark. Don't watch this movie, at all, if you don't like bad CGI and don't watch it if you're looking for a movie with good story and decent to good acting. 1.3/10, the previous efforts from the director of this aren't that good either.
Nonsensical plot. Terrible sound design. Characters that come and go as they please. This movie is an absolute travesty. This are no redeeming qualities to this film.
The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.
I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.
There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.
Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.
The movie starts with a nun who kills someone and then calls satan to use them as her revenge. Then it cuts to a year later and a shark attacks some girls. One of them becomes a shark and then the director gets bored and starts making an entirely different film.
I think that I actually entered hell whilst watching this movie. There is so much wasted time on scenes that don't make any sense. The end of the main plot (shark posesses girl) happens 20 minutes before the end of the film. In the final 20 minutes, you will be sent to the chaos realm where nothing matters and you wish for death. Three seperate sets of new characters are introduced at this point. You were thinking that you would get a conclusion to the story? Well joke's on you: time for more screwing around.
There is not enough alcohol in the known universe to be able to get you through this movie.
Don't watch it. Not even as a gag.
SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
When I found out this movie existed, I knew I had to watch it. After watching it I just found out I wasted over an hour of my life. However, the concept is so bad that this film is charming in a so bad it's good way. The cheesy acting and awful effects are just apart of the horrific experience.
Le saviez-vous
- AnecdotesFeatured on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst 2019's Halloween episode. The panel said it's the worst movie in the entire history of the series. Overtaking the title from Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper in terms of sleaziness and low quality. Despite this, Mike Stoklasa still chose it as his pick for the episode's "best of the worst".
- GaffesThere are a few moments where the cameraman himself can be heard breathing.
- Crédits fousA post-credits scene depicts a still possessed Nancy Chase at some sort of water plant facility.
- ConnexionsFeatured in I Hate Everything: the Search for the Worst: Shark Exorcist (2016)
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Détails
Box-office
- Budget
- 300 000 $US (estimé)
- Durée
- 1h 11min(71 min)
- Couleur
- Rapport de forme
- 2.35 : 1
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