ClownDoll

This is a flick you could check your phone out for 20 minutes and not miss a beat. There is no high body count or a creepy clown as the packaging suggest. The premise was the only positive factor, only to be executed in the worse way possibly. Acting and dialogue were non-existent. It wasn't explained how this clown became possessed and why victims were picked to be the victims. The gore was high school grade at best. The clown had the appearance of being a fun doll to play with, as advertised as being over 4 feet, I see nothing scary about that. The flick ended like it began, absolutely pointless.

About to give birth, a pregnant woman gifts herself a special doll from a curio shop to help out with her situation, but as her friends start to disappear around her comes to find the cursed doll might be alive and sets out to find a way of stopping its potentially deadly plans.

This was a decent enough if somewhat problematic genre effort. Among the better elements found here is the simple enough setup that provides a way for this one to incorporate the creepy doll as often as it does. The simple enough story provides this with a chance to get plenty of screen time as the early arrival at the store and bringing it home to help out as a gift for her during her pregnancy makes this one get a lot of mileage out of the appropriately creepy and unnerving figure lurking around the house. As this all comes together to help force out the idea of the whole thing helping to drive her insane with the constant phone calls after the fact and the incessant doubt over the situation due to her pregnancy, so that she could potentially be going insane, so that everything here makes for a solid enough time. The secondary setpieces help to expand this with the encounters involving the doll coming to life and committing the attacks; it does offer a solid enough series of attacks focused on the human-sized figure going around killing in some intriguing elements. That said, there are some problematic aspects to this one. The main drawback to be had with the film is the generally sluggish and bland pacing on display, which makes the film run far longer than it really should. Since it paints the first half full of lame factors including the purchase of the doll, the relationship with her mother and sister, and the pregnancy nerves getting to her that comes together to start everything rather nicely yet also struggles to get the clown out and about during this point, the film takes a while to get to the point of the point. It takes the whole third of the film before the first kill hits which is far too long to handle this kind of simplistic story where it tries to bring something more psychological than expected with whether or not she's going crazy or if the doll is alive and by going this route it takes a lot of the action out of the film to go this way. As well, there are some issues to be had with the budgetary restraints, where it's quite plainly low-budget and not all that expensive-looking, which keeps bringing itself to the forefront and doesn't hide that at all, making for the few issues that hold it back.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language and Violence.

In the first few minutes of the movie we see a clown doll kill a bunch of humans who work very hard to keep their back turned to him and ignore him, despite already seemingly knowing he is a killer doll. This continues through out the movie right up until the end, when the killer doll is walking towards someone and the protagonist merely states "move, you have to trust me, move". It is about as bad as a parody. As far as the rest of the film goes, its lackluster all around. Mediocre acting, painful plot, weak effects, un interesting kills.

Clown dolls downfall comes from the acting which was pretty bad from several of the actors present, because other than that its pretty decent for what this film is. Lane is going to be a seragate mother for her brother and his wife. Her mother takes her to a charity shop to get some bits for her house as she will only be there a little while. But she spots something she likes. A very creepy clown doll that is the same size as a person and she gives her 50 quid for the thing. Im sorry but its not worth it. However whoever actually made this doll did a good job. Its very creepy and unsettling and is exactly the job it intends to do. Its a little laughable when it walks to kill people but it does add to it. Sadly there is a scene at the beginning with him attacking two people but its not expanded upon who they were or why the doll was there. Still overall clown doll is a creepy if not a little cheesy horror.

Seriously, this movie drives me insane! The main reason is that in one frame there is a random person standing there for no reason! Who is this person??? Why are they there???? Why has no one ever mentioned it???!!!!????!!!??? I have so many questions and none have been answered!