Bikini Valley Car Wash

Bikini Valley Car Wash is about cash strapped beautiful young ladies that use their assets to earn money. In between seeing beautiful ladies you find lots of low brow humor. Also there is surprised cameo I didn't see coming.

Bikini Valley Car Wash is exactly like it sounds -- a fun throwback to 80s era comedies with plenty of scantily clad women in bikinis or less. This kind of movie isn't going to be for everyone, and that's fine, because the film is certainly upfront and unabashed about what it is. The film is about two roommates who are forced into a desperate financial situation and must raise a whole bunch of cash and quick. The girls come up with a plan: to operate a bikini car wash to raise the funds. Ron Jeremy also stars in the film because, of course haha. I definitely enjoyed Bikini Valley Car Wash and I think if you like these kinds of 80s throwbacks films then you will too.

High ranking reviews plainly written by people connected to this pile of drivel. You think this site would have some sort of mechanisim to stop the director bulling up his own movie by now. If it has Jeremy in it, it stinks, literally.

Oh good gosh it was past so horrible. As a straight male it only got a half star even with the nudity. Plot sucked, acting was stiff and forced. Soft porn where the lead remains clad.

Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.