La Nuit du Massacre

The entire premise of SL8N8 is that a group of young people get stuck down in a Dutch mine, because someone above ground switched off the power for the elevator.

The group learns this, and tries to make their best of spending a night down in a mine.

Halfway through the film, one of the characters walks up to the mine. Totally casually, as if this moron actually expects the thing to work. The morons turn out to be the filmmakers because: THE ELEVATOR DOES SUDDENLY MAGICALLY WORK.

The character goes up. Not surprised. Not alerting his friends that the elevator works again.

It doesn't end there: the character does walk around above ground for a while but decides he doesn't like it there. And goes back down into the mine. By elevator.

A film that makes such a massive mistake does not deserve praise. And this is just the biggest mistakes, it has many more illogical moments. That combined with the fact that it rips off so many scenes from other films that already existed at the time, makes this yet another disappointment in Dutch horror. Partially blame Dutch producers who are too afraid to try something that is new, even if it's a perfectly mainstream thing.

I have seen this movie and must confess that it is nothing more and nothing less then a standard horror movie. The storyline is thin, but is that not always the case in a horror movie? The budget was not a Hollywood budget, as you can see in the movie. But i watched the movie in one track and i was not bored in the 90m minutes of so. Victoria was great in this movie and i hope she will make more movies in the future where we can see more of her. Go rent this movie in the DVD store,watch it, enjoy it and forget about it. It is not a movie where you will talk about the next day. I give it a 6/10, and a 8/10 for victoria (when will playboy call her?)

Before Sl8n8 there was Doodeind. Unfortunately Doodeind wasn't such a great movie. The actors were bad, the story was a cliché bomb and the special effects were (for what I've seen in other Dutch movies) awful. Victoria Koblenko played in both movies. She sucked in Doodeind but did a great job in Sl8n8! Maybe it's because she played the main part in Sl8n8 and had just a little one in Doodeind.

The story is really scary. You're lost in a mine and there's some freak-show chasing you with his big knife. But... it's your own fault! A girl got in a car accident with her father and he dies. He has this huge mine and the girl decides to check it out with some friends. They have fun and think "Hey! Why not make contact with some ghost while we're in a dark mine which is going to collapse in I don't know... like 5 minutes?". The story may be scary but it doesn't make any sense. But okay. They make contact with some fire-ghost freak-show and he starts chasing them. This movie gets really scary and there's lots of gore! So much better than Doodeind. If you get the chance... Watch this movie!

Quick! Name your top five all time favorite horror films from the Netherlands.

OK. How about just a top three? Top two? Any? Even I have to admit that when it comes to slasher flicks, the Netherlands sits on equal par with India and Madagascar as countries that I don't traditionally think of as great horror genre producing empires.

But then I got a surprise in the mail with the 2006 Netherlands slash and gash film Slaughter Night (Sl8n8). The films packaging caught my eye immediately with a young blonde in a red hoody sitting in a pool of water with a shotgun tucked behind her knees. Call me old fashioned, but this is the kind of box art that gets me to stop in my tracks when I'm scouring the video store shelves for a DVD to watch with the girlfriend late on a Saturday night.

But as we all know, box art does not necessary dictate good film so it was up to the first chapter of the flick to catch my attention.

Slaughter Night did not disappoint. It all begins in 1857 where a child murder has two girls bound in his wooden shack of an abode where heads of other unfortunate younglings lie perched atop spokes. It was as if Jason Voorhees' basement got pimped out by TLC's While You Were Out designers. The psycho is identified as one Andries Martiens and we later learn that before the death penalty was abolished in 1860, men accused of crimes were forced to go down into the mines and set off gas leaks that was 100% effective in dealing with their sentence.

All the movie has to do now is connect the 1857 death of Andries Martiens in the mine to a group of hot looking, expendable young things and you have a horror film that is the perfect compliment to the Pretty in Pink you had to sit through to get to your half of the double feature.

It all starts with the obligatory introductions that are quickly forgotten when an expected car accident leaves one of the starlings of the film (Victoria Koblenko) without a father figure. The accident is alarming and comes just one week after a similar shocking moment occurred in the opening set-up of Disturbia.

So, what better way to escape the memories of the horrific incident than to gather a group of friends and travel to a mine where her father was working on a book about the infamous Andries Martiens. Sounds good to me, and luckier still – that is exactly what happens. Cause let's face it, what's scarier than the ever running tunnels of a mine shaft. You don't have to look further than the overlooked 1981 film My Bloody Valentine to get the claustrophobic feel of being in a cold, dark and damp place where daylight is about as far away as me getting some action at the conclusion of this gore fest to understand how a mine shaft could be the perfect breeding ground for carnage.

Helping matters along is the Ouija Board that one of the expected victims brings along in an attempt to communicate with her father which coupled with their presence leads to a night that has moments that harkened me back to the glory days of Evil Dead where demonic possession of your best friends leads to some awkward moments of 'geez, I really liked you, but I am going to take you head off with a shovel'.

I must admit to sitting with a grin on my face for most of Slaughter Night and really, I have to definitive reason why. It's all been done before and without subtitles to boot. But this movie just got to me. The production values were good and the story was fun enough to sit back and enjoy while the body count added up like a tilted abacus. With enough decapitations to do five or six films, Slaughter Night delivers the goods and let's face facts…. how many times can you say that about a horror film you have never heard of? So for all you horror fans out there that rent and buy crap DVD after crap DVD based on cover art and quotes thrown on movie posters from reviewers that might not even exist, Slaughter Night is the perfect addition to any horror collection. It's gory. It's violent. And it's foreign, so at least you can tell your friends that you are broadening your intellectual scope.

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In 1857, child murderer Andries Martiens, is sent into a mine as a punishment for his crimes. His punishment? He must detect dangerous methane leaks by setting them off...personally.

On a ride home from a club, Kristel Lodema confronts tragedy with the sudden death of her father in a freak car accident. In a attempt to learn more about her recently deceased father she travels to Belgium with a group of friends, to pick up her father's last manuscript. Coincidentally, her father used to work in the same mine that Andries Martiens was executed in.

The new tour guide convinces Kristel and her friends to go into the mine for a guided tour. A tour which unleashes a great evil and ends with many, many, grisly murders....including plenty decapitations! Slaughter Night is (as the name suggests) a slasher flick. In all honesty, the film is kinda like a combination of The Descent, and the original Evil Dead....although Slaughter Night isn't as good a film as either of those Horror classics. This is not to say the film is bad, but it's just not anything all that special.

The performances themselves aren't bad, the direction is good. The editing needs some work as many scenes set up without proper introduction, and the killer seems to pop out in too many different areas, far too quickly than is humanly possible. If you can set your brain on vacation, you might come out liking this film.

That being said, let's make this really simple.

If your a fan of trashy horror films, and love watching stupid teens get sliced and diced. You'll love this movie. SL8N8 features some of the most gruesome deaths i've seen on film in recent memory. Boat loads of gore, with little or no hard substance. And if that's your stuff, then don't hesitate and pick this film up! If your looking for a good, solid horror film with character development and a strong plot with strong performances, go watch The Descent or something comparable. Because SL8N8 is NOT a Horror masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination. It's just a fun Slasher Flick with more than it's share of brutal violence.

**I do wish to caution those who might be upset by violence involving young children, because Slaughter Night features a few scenes of grisly violence involving children.** But if you can get past that, check this movie out. it's just a really fun, gory horror film from the Netherlands.