A Perfect Vacation

I often wonder what motivates someone to make a movie that is this awful. It can't be money because I can't, in my wildest dreams, envision this straight to video travesty earning enough to even pay the extras salaries let alone the former A-list actors turned C-list losers. Everything about this waste of film is bad. The camera work looks likes it was done by a tweaker with ADHD, he skips from face to face with no rhyme or reason. The fight choreography was obviously done by someone who has never been in an actual fight. And the acting, if you can call it that, is only surpassed in its hideousness by the direction, which reminds me of something from one of those 60's biker exploitation movies. Hannah and Furlong should quit while they are behind. I mean, I still had somewhat fond memories of previous films they played in, like Splash and Detroit Rock City, but those memories are forever tainted by the 90 minutes of stupidity that was Awaken. Pare and Davi have always been second rate actors and this movie confirmed that they have now joined the ranks of 3rd rate actors like Natalie Burn, who by the way, should be deported back to Ukraine before she attempts to act again. Vinnie Jones was the only reason I watched it as long as I did, but even he couldn't save Awaken from being the worst film of the new century.

This low-budget Thriller, here in England called "Left To Die" & not "Awaken", could have been so Awesome but the surrounding cast, even for a B-movie was terrible!!! Here in "England" the cover has a big stupid picture of "Vinnie Jones" & his name written "Big" like he's the main lead? But HE'S just a small role as a the usual mouthy thug!!! Terrible cover art.

I don't get it? It was pointless, the Director gathered a load of familiar faces & B-movie stars for an ensemble cast but didn't use any of the actor's properly at all? Felt like a complete waste of all these know the face actors!!! The stand out excellent star was "Natalie Burns" who is so good as a totally convincing bad a##, her performance was full of emotion & anger, she deserved a better film & supporting cast & Director!!! Some of the fights are really good & bloody & Natalie as "Billie Kope" is great, her role is fine & she makes an excellent tough action hero!!! I was gutted that one of my fave old school B-movie actors "Robert Davi" has a tiny & completely pointless little role as "Quintin" a guy who has been on the Strange island for a while & is abit mysterious, i say it's "pointless" because his role should've been a main part in the story as he makes a change half way through the film & should have been a big exciting part where he goes up against the "bad guys" with tough chick "Billie" but he doesn't? He walks off & is never seen again? Such a huge waste of the excellent "Robert Davi" who could have helped with them & done some cool action!!! Davi should have been the 2nd main lead after "Natalie Burn" but he was wasted!!!

oh the story is a bunch of people wake-up on a strange island & later find out their all being harvested by black market organ theifs, a good idea but mostly it's too cheesy because of the terrible acting from the supporting cast such as a pointless role for "Edward Furlong" it's terrible, we also have "Darryl Hannah" who is actually ok in a tiny role, theres also "Michael Copon" who is horrendous as an actor here!!! There's a tiny pointless embarrassing tid bit for veteran B-movie star "Michael pare", there's British bad guy "Vinnie Jones" who just does the same in every role, there's "Daz Crawford" another horrendous actor, there's also "Jason London" who is just about ok as a silly villain, there's also a very old looking "David Keith" as a Doctor who looks fed-up in his tiny part & then there's the sister of "Billie", "Kat" played by "Christa Campbell" who is just ok in her tiny role. It just feels like a massive waste of a big cast of B-movie stars!!!

Apart from some cool fight scenes that all feature the excellent "Natalie Burns" it often feels abit dull but is strangely still entertaining in it's cheap action way, "Robert Davi" who i love was totally wasted, what the hell was the Director thinking? Or the writer? A shame. Worth a watch for a new & cool female action hero but everything else is abit dull, that being said it's still an ok easy watching B-movie, even if it's just to watch the Awesome & beautiful "Natalie Burn" kick some a##, there's a few good scenes such as the "Shark" bit & like i said some good fights & i like the big Tropical island setting IT'S just a shame because it all felt wasted, just could've been so much better!!! An easy watching cheap action flick that's not terrible & there's way worse films out there.

I can't believe that inattention to common sense detail. Really awful direction. Very poorly crafted fight scenes. Awful tactics. Fingers inside trigger guards. Movements around corners like sleep walkers. Stupid stupid action. Could this movie really make money?

How could people stranded on an island have such good hair? How was it possible that a guy on the island head was perfectly shaved every day for weeks? What is up with those pants on the protagonist ? Are we supposed to believe the pants just got ripped that way? And why was she wearing dog tags? She was never in the military?

HIRE ME!

I would provide the REAL LIFE direction to make this thing believable.

Dear sweet Jesus, please please please, no one ever hire this director or writer again!

What a bad movie. Bad plot, bad script, bad directing, bad acting, bad editing…just bad. Except for Daryl Hannah.

But this movie is one of those movies that is bad, but good. This is one of those movies that can't be taken seriously, yet is interesting enough keep watching. It has all the clichéd moments and plot lines, yet is just far enough away from cliché to be worth watching. There is no nudity, the bathing scene is, in context of other movies of the genre, humorous rather than sexy. There were a couple of moments of Commando, but then Vinnie Jones reappeared on screen and I couldn't take the movie that seriously (and I tend to have a fondness for Vinnie Jones movies for some reason).

Overall, this is one of those movies where details are almost completely unimportant, and evidenced by my texting throughout, and not feeling like I missed anything. Of course, as a fan of the Lost series, I did see a few similarities. And like that show, there were a few major story questions that went unanswered. But they did not take away from the overall entertainment. And as previously mentioned, the entertainment was provided by the just-off-cliché moments and plot twists (though one was clichéd).

This is one of those movies that could be a hidden b-movie extravaganza. It has the cast, and the heroine, Natalie Burn, appears to be on the rise. If you really have nothing better to watch on a Saturday afternoon, this is the movie. But really, wait until Ms. Burn becomes well known to watch it.

(btw - the rating I gave is for execution of apparent intent. Compared to much more serious-intent movies, and this is more of a 3 star.)

It is surprising that this was so bad because there were some real actors in it that I actually recognized. But the script was awful and most of the acting was atrocious. The story was an old story that has been told in so many movies it is not even close to interesting. I often wonder how movies this bad get released and what happens to the directors afterwards.