Lords of the Streets

I've seen films by grade 10 students, who could do a better job then Garcia has done at writing and producing. Who the hell bank rolls this kind of crap. Christoffersen looks like he should be on his death bed and where the hell did they get this cast of so called actors from? Within 5 min of the start of this I wanted to shut it down but for some reason I watched the full 83 min of this crap and decided I had to go on the internet to see who this idiot was who produced it. I could not find a comment about anything he has done that actually gave proof to the fact that this guy has one bit of talent when it comes to writing and producing. I believe that dmx gave him a bunch of his cash to make him a movie star but they together have failed miserably at this and If dmx really believes that he was that good at what he does he had better start saving his cash because it won't last long enough to make that sorry rapper a movie star.Take it from me a complete and utter waste of 1 hr and 23 min of anyones life who would even consider renting this garbage...

Kris Kristoferson should be ashamed for taking a role in this garbage heap. The acting was horrible on countless levels. Honestly, not one strong performance (including Kris). Not even one "good" performance.

The script was atrocious. The delivery was even worse. The acting quality was about on par with a late night Cinemax soft-core porn flick. The storyline was about as common and cliché as they come and seemed pieced together, disjointed and boring. And to boot, the video quality was very poor. I watched this in HD and it looked more like a VHS-quality movie - very grainy and low budget.

How anyone can say this is a great movie is beyond me. What is wrong with people?

I just lost 1h20m of my life ! This movie is awful ! I'm not kidding ! The plot is lame ,dialogs are pathetic ,acting is even worst ! Kris Kristofferson (the only real 'actor' in this 'movie' ) plays his part like a rookie . DMX (the star on the cover) appears for 4-5 minutes in the whole movie ,trying to revenge something that the director though it will be insignificant to show us .Special effects are way behind ,looking like some "80's wanna be blockbuster" The movie ends with a scene that wants to be ...i don't know how to say it , "i never wanna see something like this again" ,or "god ,why did i pay for this !!!" But hey ,who knows ,maybe you'll like it ! ( i sincerely doubt it ! ).

The bad boy dynamic duo of the old timer detective with a taste for Willie Nelson and his young African American partner who drives fast and listens to Tupac are on a mission and they'll stop at nothing, even if it means breaking the rules.(oh my...)

The entire film is an exhilarating race from one cliché to the next. There is even a perfect cast to accompany the abhorrent script attached to it's dull plot. This is a classic case of B-movie denial.

I can't say I'm surprised due to the sketchy history for all those involved, but I had expected something better than a backyard film with a hefty budget.

Like the man said, I'd like the time back I spent watching this. Most amusing to me was the amount of time spent with the two of them in the car, and the rear window chroma or CGI which reminded me of the "Toonces the Driving Cat" skits on SNL. It's no wonder they didn't list filming locations, most of this could have been done in someone's garage.

And way to take one more smack at post katrina nawlins, folks.

People who know me will recall I often say there is no such thing as a bad pizza or a bad movie.

I have to strike that last part now.

This is a stinker.