Biografía

Stream-of-consciousness "rants" featuring obscure references to pop culture and literature

Wore his hair in a long mullet in the 1980s

His beard

Deadpan sarcastic humor

Catchphrase: 'Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong"

Brother is James Jimmy Miller (manages Jim Carrey).

In the 1970s, won an award from Playboy Magazine for submitting the joke of the year.

Good friends with comedian Jon Stewart.

Majored in Journalism in college after seeing Todos los hombres del presidente (1976).

Has his own national radio show.

When it comes down to it, we're really just a big ant farm with beepers.

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

You like the Red Skelton painting? Buy the Red Skelton painting. You like Home Improvement (1991)? Tape it and go over it like the [Abraham Zapruder] film. It's your life; live it on your terms.

These liberals are telling me that I should take it easy on the terrorists. They said that our founding fathers would have gone easier on them. They were, after all, for civil liberties. Let me ask you a question: Do you really think that our founding fathers would have put up with any of this shit? I mean, our founding fathers blew peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their morning beverage!