90 Day: The Last Resort

It's the usual suspects and the same mind-numbing kindergarden drama. Only this time, get this, it's at a couples retreat. Like an episode of Jerry Springer the characters belt out the same old tantrums, accusations and the odd fisticuffs. The fundamental issue is they understand this is how they should talk and act out because, well, that's what they get paid to do. They're famous now, right? I watched the first series of 90 days and it genuinely felt like it had something to offer, couples form different countries, cultures and religions tackling the realities beyond their initial physical attraction. It was insightful. This latest iteration, and where 90 days as a franchise has landed, is just a bunch of sad BS drama-fueled, fame-hungry individuals egged on by greedy producers desperately seeking out their next payday. Reality, it's not. Not even close. It's just sad.

Molly gets her man and then every time becomes disillusioned and distant. I don't think she will ever stick long term. The man left his home, retired and relocated for her. I don't know if she has ever relocated across the country but it takes time and maybe a year or more to get your bearings. She's way to hard on Kelly and he's a catch.

Kalanni has never been happy with Asuelo and he's another man that has gone through a lot. I didn't know about all his cheating but she seems to always treat him like she's his mother and not his wife. Then her dad riding him like a pony. He's very tolerant and I believe he loves her and they could go the distance. What to say about Ed? I don't think anything will ever work out for Ed either because he's to helter/skelter and likes to play act. Jovi and Yarra who knows? Jovi needs to treat her better, he likes to play with fire and he may get burned. Well that's it for me, I know I left Angela out but she's great fun and adds a lot to the show.

We turned this on thinking it would be fun, maybe similar to the type of drama the bachelorette gives you.

Starting off with season 2, everyone is in a relationship with someone from another country. Seems fishy.... Is everyone together for a green card?

Ari and Bini: huge red flag, Ari took binis email, social media (work and personal) and changed his passwords preventing him from accessing anything.

This is actually called abuse. He tells the therapist that he feels controlled and trust to him means him being given back what's his. She tells him to forget social media (which he needs for work) and "let's focus on communication bc that's what builds trust"

Hahahaha. Seriously? He just said, he feels controlled into the situation, is a victim of abuse and the therapists idea is to ignore his feeling of being controlled, rightfully so.

The therapists are morons, the couples aren't genuine, the abuse is over the top. I haven't heard anything constructive.

This is bad judgment entertainment.

I don't recommend.

They took so many conflicting personalities and put them into one group therapy session, 3 episodes in and the drama is already the best I've seen in the 90 day franchise so far. The arguments are intense and everyones problems on full display. Little Ed can not make nice with anyone and needs to have a brawl before the season is over. Asuelu would kiss anything other than his wife. Michael doesn't come to live in the USA because Angela has white girl rage, Jovi and Yara are the only normal ones. My only complaint is that every other 90 day series has 1hr30m eps, this one is 45 mins. Not right.

Yara and Jovi are meant to be no matter their problems. They have regular couple problems. But they also seem to be or can be a power couple #couple goals. Live yearly half and half in both countries!!! Molly is great, Kaylani is beautiful (it can work out) but if not you show the strength anyhow. Everybody else.....eeeehhhh. Angela just needs a friend with emotional attachments. She doesn't need to be married but at least with someone who can match her. Ed and Liz are a disaster in every way. They are not meant to be in any definition of a relationship maybe just, friends, for lack of a better word. Molly's lover friend won't ever be able to handle her.