Ambiancé

You came here to look at my review like your considering watching it, well your insane i guess, i believe this was a very creepy surreal movie and i thought it was actually alright. (the short version)

There are 5-minute-long films that can alter your perception and make you feel a spectrum of emotions in such a limited time, than there are directors like this one who think stitching random images back to back, slowing them down to half speed & putting a creepy music on top of them will make you stand out, but fail to narrate any sense for 30 FREAKING DAYS.

If this is a prank, or a kind of "f u" to art-film making, WELL DONE. If this was intended as a literal ambiance video like the ones on YouTube, WELL DONE. Some images are spectecular, and they go very well with the music.

But if this was seriously intended to be a movie...

Are you...

ugh never mind.

I have an odd feeling that nothing wa sacruallu ever shot for the film and it was an elaborate hoax to raise money, then once the money d'ores up the director vanished. Not surprising in the age of BS artists.

When i first saw this movie i saw the time and H O L Y C R A P, 30 days long?! Rest in peace people who producted the movie.

Of course, this movie is not recommended to watch. Its very long duration makes people who are going to watch it undo their intentions. And again, if this movie is released, what platform will it be on? How will people watch it? Will the movie be cut into pieces and made serialized? Just thinking about it makes me dizzy. Is this movie for real, or is it just a joke?

Regardless, I am grateful that the only copy of this movie was destroyed and not released. But the 7-hour trailer for the movie is astonishing. Never mind, I'm getting dizzy writing this.

Just one word from me, of course I don't recommend this movie.