Fit Blonde Moms

The set-up footage in these four MILFY scenes about blondes has been reduced to a minimum (about 2 minutes) to make way for the XXX action, not a wise idea. Director Jay Rogue delivers rather mundane porn as a result.

In "Muddy", Heidi Haze (a/k/a Hotwife Heidi) lives in the modern porno house notable for its huge sliding wooden front door, and she's sick of cleaning up after her kid and the dog. But suddenly she has an unexpected visitor, supposedly her kid's friend, in the form of Vince Karter, and they have gonzo sex in her laundry room, framed by the plugola of a Maitland Ward poster for the fictional movie "Les Diaboliques Redux". Oddest touch is the cheap plug for LG washing machines as they f*ck on and in front of them, as the usual self-censorship regarding famous products was forgotten here.

Rachael Cavalli stars in a stupid scene titled "Regional Manager", playing the boss of a company who seduces an intern played by underage-looking Anthony Pierce. It's actually hotwifing, as her young husband, played by A. J., insists on watching. Both guys are seriously miscast here.

A very poorly acted (monotone line readings) scene is "Crueler Intentions" (a dumb reference to that Sarah Michelle Gellar classic). Ellie Tay (looks fine but can't act a lick) stars as a school principal who confiscates a student's phone containing a sex video of two students. The male (Dan Damage) is uppity about it, but oddly enough she rewards him with sex. As usual with this porn label, the cute brunette student involved goes uncredited.

"Silent Game" features the beautiful big-bust babe Danielle Renae having interracial sex with stud Troy Francisco, after he answers her internet posting. She's supposedly a divorcee interested in casual sex, and challenges him to a game whereby he seduces her without speaking. It's merely an excuse for a gonzo sex scene involving anal sex and squirting. All in a day's work (sex work) for a porn actress, even one as pretty as Danielle.