Quite a nasty little one this, with elements of Hostel combined with a completely nonsensical story and acting of the worst variety but to be fair some of the makeup effects and gore were quite disturbing; sometimes in a comical way.
What I want to know is how did they persuade "briefcase" ie Will from the In-betweeners and the Danny Trejo clone to appear in this? And the Pamela Anderson clone's acting was stupendous...In a bad way!
Blimey 'eck i have no idea how Toochukwu T. C. Anyachonkeya ever got a job in acting as ... well he cant act at all - Should maybe change his name to Jim and go back to male modelling; what is it with these so called models who think they can act...they can't.
Then we have the ludicrous music and sound whereupon I was having to turn the volume up and down every 10 mins to compensate for the crazy sound mixing, quite apart from the fact that the sound mixing is so bad you cannot make out what the dreadful actors are saying half the time, it was not a good night for my volume finger.
This is quite an example of how not to make ANY kind of movie with bad shaky camerawork, woefully inadequate script, dreadful sound mixing, bottom of the barrel actors who should be ashamed of themselves.
The gore and perversion of it all may appeal to some of the gore-hounds out there especially if you like cannabalism and torture porn mixed with a soupçon of Hostel gristle but for me it was just too much to handle and my volume finger has a blister on it so that almost loses another star. Combine that all with the old low budget horror gizmo of filming in the dark so you can barely makeout what it going on to disguise the poor effects and there you have it - a big crap in a bucket of a horror movie!
2 very small hatchets on the horror scale for me this time!
