Friends Effing Friends Effing Friends

... except good writing, an engaging story, and people who can act. I have to admit, though, that I did laugh out loud a couple of times, but it was at the cringe worthy writing, and grade school acting. In short, it was a porn movie, without the porn.

The direction is ok, the acting is sub par and it makes the script sound worse than it is. The women look great ---if you're going to have a character cry for a portion of the film, it should be convincing and the problem should be worth crying about. "Fake" crying is always thoroughly annoying. I was able to finish the film...good luck to all involved: I have a funny feeling there's more to come from y'all.

FRIENDS is a witty, clever, and ribald take on modern relationships. The film's characters situations are realistic, the situations utterly relatable….and the sex scenes are hot, to boot. If Woody Allen was making a sex and relationship charged indie film in 2017, FRIENDS EFFING FRIENDS is what he's make. Recommended!

A little credit should be given to those willing to make an indie film, considering how difficult it must be to get the funding needed to accomplish the task. But, if you're gonna make a film, a little more effort would be nice. Especially in the acting category.

And regarding the title of this movie, you would think they would've made the "effing" much hotter as opposed to the lame sex scenes the was shown (although the "rabbit" scene was kind of funny. "Reach for that carrot"). I guess they were aiming more for comedy, but still, don't allude to how much effing these friends are going to engage in if it's not done a little more graphically. (Jeez, I sound like a perv)

Basically, it was just ok. And the short time run made it easier to sit through.

Avoid at all costs. It is terrible. Unrealistic script and dialogue, bad acting and characterizations, and just all around bad filmmaking. A lot of telling not showing, too. The main character is especially grating. Watch it for half an hour to learn how NOT to make a movie. Then go and do the opposite.