Geld, Waffen und Frohe Weihnachten

They hooked me with a short clip, but I kept watching because I couldn't believe how bad it is. A middle school rendition of Secret Garden would blow the writing and acting out of the water. If this wasn't written by an actual crazy billionaire who only knew about the concept of a movie I would be shocked. No one talks or acts like a human or seems to do normal human activities at any time and somehow the whole thing was in portrait mode. Honest to heck it feels like a grade school power fantasy fan fic that somehow got enough money together to make a film. Honestly one star is being generous.

This is the most hilarious movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Look, I'm a simple man who loves Money, Love, and Christmas so I got hooked. The plot is messy because it keeps upping the ridiculous stakes higher and higher. The characters are over the top bad. There is some okay acting but with that script it was probably an impossible feat. I say all that by saying, it's a beautiful disaster that warms my heart with Christmas cheer. Sit down and set aside 90 minutes of laughs, cheer, and wtfs. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. LOL.

Merry Christmas to everyone who watches and remember - Money is good. Guns are good. Christmas is the best.

The only reason I watched the entire movie was because I wanted to know how bad it could get. The story started out as mildly interesting but soon descended into absurdity. The writing is amateurish at best. I will give credit to the actors for trying to make the best of a horrible movie. I appreciate their commitment. Not even the greatest actors in history could make this movie into anything good. For many actors, you take what work you can get, but it's hard to make movie magic when the characters are written to be void of any sort of depth or are so contradictory. If you want a perfect case study of lame plot development, this is one to watch.

The plot is good but very boring. This is a massive waste of time when watching this entire episode (took me an hour). You have to watch approximately thirty-seven episodes and you have to pay on ReelShorts. It wasn't worth it.

Reasons: 1. There is a one scene but different place that keeps repeating over and over which is mockery on Mr. Blaine. I just have to skip it all the way until the plot twist. It gets boring once you see this certain scenes over and over again!

2. you'll get so mad and frustrated while watching the shows until the ending.

3. the acting is horrible because of their weird expressions, the way how they speak,

This is most probably the worst script and the worst acting you can find. An ocean of cliches ä, stereotypes, terrible dialogues and cheap settings. But worse than that, the whole story doesn't make any sense, and the characters lack any capacity of logical reasoning. Not even a film student at first year could create something so wrong at all levels.

Could be interesting to see if you want to find out how incompetence and failure can be infectious on a whole producing crew. And who knows, this might achieve cult status in the future for being so insanely bad. Worth looking for to see the meltdown in production- maybe. Otherwise avoid at all costs.