No Solicitors

Think I may have finally found the worst movie ever made! Cringe worthy acting and dialogue, and a laughable plot. Ejected the dvd after 15 minutes and threw it in the bin. Wouldn't even inflict this on a charity shop.

Coming from a person who appreciates well-done shock cinema and horror, well this just wasn't.

Eric Roberts was once an up-and-comer who started with the compelling movie "King of the Gypsies" and also was brilliant as Paul Snider in "Star 80," but those were both a long time ago.

This movie is a cheap piece of trash hoping to capitalize on the Hostel and Saw "extreme torture" genres, but someone forgot to get a decent script and decent actors. I thought at least the vicious, psychotic cannibals would get their comeuppance at the end but no. If you're any kind of fan of horror or even torture porn, steer clear.

I enjoyed it. The acting is good. The story holds well together. I especially liked the contrast between the family's perfect manners and their job (cutting people alive), which is of course deliberate, not 'bad acting', and which gives a comedy twist to the film.

I found this entire movie to be just extremely cheesy throughout. Some of the acting is alright, and some of it is extremely bad.

There are plenty of plot holes, which I guess you can excuse if you have to, but a brain surgeon is kidnapping people that come around selling things and selling their organs. I"m not sure why the brain surgeon needs to take part in these types of things or how they're able to deliver body parts on the black market to the local hospital, but so be it. Everything is funny to them it seems, like something you'd see in a kids cartoon. Most of the characters remind me of cartoon characters where some character like a wolf would have a big grin on his face while he's torturing a squirrel or something similar. I am really not into this type of bad horror, and I think you'll know if this movie is for you or not 10 minutes in.

Acting- laughable Plot- terrible Writing- deplorable Pointless movie, absolutely pathetic, irritating actors....i can't even describe how bad the acting was. Avoid this at all costs.