Airplane vs. Volcano

If the caption bought you here then please click right away to the next movie on your list. The movie opens with such pathetic way. Actors shame themselves with college fest show. To keep it precise and short the movie lacks any suspense. At times when imagination runs wild and you expect something to happen the scene cuts to the next shot. The props are below par and some seismic reading equipment look like some hydrophone recorder. Folks trust me and jet off !!! Please don't go by the ratings of other users who sometimes over-rate or under rate movies. If at all please see that average users will always warn you to avoid these crap movies. Un-interesting avoid at all costs.

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.... I literally cannot think right now...

Okay, my mind is recovering: well, me and my family decided to sit down and watch some television on a very mundane Tuesday evening. Finding little to watch, we ultimately stumbled across the SyFy channel. There we took notice in the brilliant title "Airplane vs Volcano." It may have been better to just watch a blank wall for the equivalent amount of time that this movie took up. Me, my family, and even our dog lost IQ points for having sat through this.

If you are capable of suspending all belief and thought, then you might let this movie pass for not being the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

To sum up this movie: random volcanoes spike out of the earth, and Dean Cain pilots an airplane stuck in autopilot. If that sounds appealing to you, good luck!

This movie has to be the best movie ever created that can actually waste 2 hours of your time without giving anything back. You can actually learn more by watching the wall and following some ants around the house.

I recommend reading a book about nothing.

You can go out and just sit on the front of the house and enjoy 2 hours better than this movie.

I will be adding this movie to the worst list ever of movies that can waste money on actors and produce nothing.

10 lines!

Dean Cain,Robin Givens & Lawrence Hilton – Jacobs.

a Kondelik movie.

Actually besides happening to be topical,This movie has a lot going for it.

Dean Cain is a 'Must' go – to of B-movie leading men having recently been on AMC 'Comic Book Men' with Kevin Smith.

Robin Givens as a scientist comes off as smart and half way through film removes her blouse.

Lawrence Hilton -Jacobs plays a Air Marshal,Take that ! Liam Neeson &' NON STOP' 'A' pictures.

Lots of special effects used real well and made it feel dangerous and toasty.

The supporting cast is led by two,One good guy ,TULLY : Morgan West,Who had a lot of emoting and lines and The Bad – CRIEGER :David Vega,Who was a stereotype middle eastern early on and then became this maniac with an amazing penchant for beating good to death.

*** Watch this !

So many contrived aspects to create excitement. Fails miserably. The people do stupid things just to move along the action and it stinks. If you just want to watch semi-exciting scenes, without any rhyme or reason. then OK for you. Anyone who wants to have a reason for those scenes, forget it.