Piglet's Return

Hello Piglet, this is not based on the Twisted Childhood Nightmares Trilogy, oh no this is a completely different story of Piglet, the mask looks very similar to 2023's Blood and Honey. You may think that this movie is good, well in my book, it is very underrated film about a big Piglet mask murdering tourists that visit for the week. Well some of them using practical effects and rest of them were done in CG just to fill the rest of the B-horror budget. Dialogue for characters is kinda hear it but not as frequent. The campgrounds manager reveals who he's working with early on the film. Very noticeable. This is very underrated film to the Blood & Honey 4.7/10. Underrated and mediocre.

It seems that there are so few ideas in the Southern Hemisphere that they had to mash up the Poohniverse, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Wolf Creek.

And it's rotten down under. Like a metric kiloton of lard left out in the Australian sun - in late January, when their summer is in swing.

I am also running out of pig analogies to describe how bad and stupid this movie is. The cast is terrible. The plot is so dumb. The script was clearly AI-written. The acting is non-existent.

The characters are terrible. Every second of the movie is annoying in every way. I guess the camerawork is okay - and by that I mean whoever was operating the camera was awake. And the editing is decent. But I am sure that the person who cut this atrocity suffered mental harm having to piece this incompetent nonsense to together.

Avoid.

The movie is so bad it makes Astro bot look more scarier the blood effects were so bad made the ps1 games look like they had better graphics when I watched it it made me feel like I committed a hate crime especially when they held the blonde guy at gun point even though he told them to leave and saved them from wish piglet they still decide to hold him at gun point was just so stupid. I rather watch a broken condom for 24 hours so don't watch it.

First of all, when I first watched the trailer of the movie I didn't like it and I didn't had high expectations about it. Eventually, I decided to watch it and it was as bad as I had imagined. The movie synopsis was kinda interesting, but it wasn't innovative because there are too many slashers similar to this one. The storyline wasn't well-written, nor well-explained and it was very silly. The characters (group of friends) weren't interesting, nor well-developed and they were annoying AF. The casting choices weren't nice and their performances were bad. The filming location of the movie was only one, just a small cabin into the woods. The killcount of the movie was very bloody and brutal, but the death scenes were so fake and the cgi effects were terrible. I wouldn't consider it a scary movie, nor an intense one because there weren't any jumpscares and chase scenes. The opening scene was predictable, simple and not promising, at all. The 2nd act was very silly and full of death scenes. The ending was absolutely predictable and it was so bad. By the way, the pig's mask was very similar to Winnie the Pooh's mask and it was so cheap. Overall, "Piglet" was a low budget slasher wannabe movie, with some brutal kills, but the editing of the movie was terrible and it was a very silly movie. So, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone and I hope they won't make a sequel!

Poorly written, logical gaps the size of Mars all over the place, and the acting is so far past bad they need to create a new word for it. Piglet looks good, that's about it. In another movie, the look could have worked. The older sister somehow still manages to stand out as aggravating among the rest of the group staying in the cabin. Relentlessly hostile to a guy popping in and out of the movie trying to tell them to leave and that it's not safe. No actual reason other than she just randomly decided she 'doesn't trust him' though he gives zero reason for it. Ridiculous stuff like that. Piglet gets shot with a shotgun in the shoulder. Next scene, no hole on his apron lol. People literally twice hide in plain view of Piglet and another guy and magically aren't seen, woman has a gun fully trained on Piglet but never shoots it while he's killing her partner with multiple stabs for at least 30 seconds. I usually will grin and bear it and watch a movie to the end no matter what, so I can at least say I made it and see the ending. This one tested me like no other. Best scene was when the end credits rolled.