Ursinho da Pesada

Hello there, Fightthony Beartano here. Wow. Second best anime to ever exist, right behind Cory is the House. Love it. I'm feeling a decent to strong 10.

Horribly deformed mutant creatures gamble on fights in a post apocalyptic future. After World War 3 devastated the world with nuclear hellfire, society was born anew as mankind's DNA mutated and the result was horrendous looking bear creatures.

Video Brinquedo in Brazil is responsible for bringing us "Urshinho da Pesada" ("The Little Panda Fighter") and it only makes me wonder if these folks truly hate children. After all, I cannot imagine any child enjoying this cheap mess of a film...and it will be even tougher for parents to suffer through this monstrosity. Avoid it like the plague!!

Like their other film, "Ratatoing", this movie is a deliberate attempt to piggyback on the success of a GOOD Hollywood blockbuster, "Kung Fu Panda". This sort of thing isn't unheard of....there are several companies that regularly come out with ultra-cheap films with titles and plots similar to the blockbusters and which hope to fool viewers into watching the ersatz versions. But the sheer awfulness and cheapness of this Brazilian film is hard to imagine...you really have to see this for yourself to see how badly it's made. For instance, while "Kung Fu Panda" and "Ratatouille" are gorgeously animated, this CGI film truly looks as if it was made many years earlier....and isn't even close to being as nice looking as "Toy Story" from 1995!! It seems like an experiment made back in the 1980s...or perhaps a project created by a semi-talented 7 year-old! While animation alone might not ruin the film, horrible dialog, a dull story and nothing which would interest any child guarantee it will be listed among the worst children's movies of all time. Yes, folks....it's THAT bad! If given a choice of watching this movie again or eating my own foot, I'd say "Pass the ketchup"!

This movie was absolutely dreadful to watch and doesn't even live up to it's title, if the bear wanted to be a dancer instead of a fighter, why is it named "The little panda fighter"? It just doesn't make sense, neither does the plot or the speech of the movie, can someone even remind me what the plot was? I don't even know...the speech...well that's all been explained in the description, the bear looks like he almost missed a line and suddenly said "That jerk." The worst thing about this movie and almost made me sick to my stomach was the gut- wrenching animation, it looks like some newbie in Blender decided it would be a good idea to put together a movie, despite having barely any animation skills, the animation looks sickening, as you can tell that the joints are barely connected together, which comes down to this:

What's the purpose of this movie...?

As a fellow Chinese person I feel disgusted that the directors of this excuse of a cinematic experience actually thought they could get clout from this. The so called animation literally looks like that one clay stop motion I made for STEM in the 2nd grade.

And there is no way they thought that the "piano" could actually pass as pleasing music. It vaguely reminded me of back then when my sister was 6 months old and screamed for our birth giver as she released creamy feces in her diaper.

I would also like to have a talk with whoever reviewed this movie and decided, "Yup! This movie is the one!" because they clearly need to be fired from their job and put into a life sentence at jail. Not to mention how the panda looks like my ex from 5th grade.

If you are looking for money to waste and time to kill, then this movie is GREAT! Other than that, do NOT watch!!!