The Unexplained Files

There were years of research and investigations that set the premise for this episode. The eye witnesses who were interviewed, those that made it on camera and those who didn't, ranged from very professional, to the very honest. They just reported what they had seen or what they had researched. My role was to put it all together for an investigation. I'm a little biased because this is my episode, but out of all the shows I've been involved with, this was the most informing. If you believe it or not, doesn't matter, what matters is getting the information out to the public for you to decide. And as a side note: Any reviews you see on this episode or any other in which the reviewer blatantly calls someone's mom or grandmother "obese mid-western bovines" should have their IMDb account removed. There's no reason to insult people, just review the episode.

I was watching this show and I just want to say that, I think the government finds these remote places out in the middle of Midwest and then they inject these cows with diseases. Then they monitor it over a certain amount of time, and then right before these people take the cows to auction they come back and suck out it's blood .then they go back to their labs and do their research on it. I bet if somebody looks into this Theory they can explain the whole cow mutilation. And they say it's aliens so it throws people off of them and then animal rights people can't get involved because they have no proof of them doing it. This is just my theory on it.

Hold your horses! Here comes Chris Bazootsky or someone, a retired deputy sheriff from somewhere, coming to share his law enforcement prowess.

"Law enforcement people are specially trained and are much better observers." I see: you took a four-hour class; that plus your military mindset and your IQ of 100 qualify you as bearer of Gospel?

Next, we review a theory about the 37th parallel or some nonsense. What he basically says is, "I have a theory about all these data points that are scattered north and south of the 37th parallel: I think they're centered on the 37th parallel." Holy cow!!

Next, we interview two brilliant women, both looking like obese, midwestern bovines. "I don't know what that thing was, but I'm certain it was a UFO." Another revelation! If you're not certain what it was, then, BY DEFINITION, it's a UFO! If you meant, "I'm certain it was from outer space," you should have said that.

With this misproduced, misspoken nonsense, plus the de rigueur foolishness about Archuleta Mesa and cattle mutilations and the same-old same-old, I've had my fill of this abject nonsense after one paltry episode.

Has anyone considered that this might medical related. They use cow and pig valves in heart surgery. Medical research. Most of these look like laser or surgical procedure was used, others look like what happens to naturally decaying animals. Doesn't have to be Alien related. Just a thought.

Im going to give this show an 8, simply because this is the sort of thing that interests me, so if you liked Unsolved Mysteries you'll like this.... but maybe the next story could be 'The mystery of the dodgy Aussie accent'... in the first story it was terrible, did they get an Englishman to play the part? I'm sure there's some cheap Aussie actors in America looking for some work.

On a lighter note, i hope this series sticks around for a while, its always intriguing hearing stories of the 'unexplained' and have been missing 'Unsolved Mysteries' So if you have a spare hour up your sleeve and are looking for something to fill the gap i recommend giving this a go.