Shark Exorcist
- 2014
- 1 Std. 11 Min.
IMDb-BEWERTUNG
1,4/10
2110
IHRE BEWERTUNG
Eine dämonische Nonne entfesselt die heilige Hölle, wenn sie den Teufel beschwört, einen großen weißen Hai zu besitzen.Eine dämonische Nonne entfesselt die heilige Hölle, wenn sie den Teufel beschwört, einen großen weißen Hai zu besitzen.Eine dämonische Nonne entfesselt die heilige Hölle, wenn sie den Teufel beschwört, einen großen weißen Hai zu besitzen.
Kirstin Vanhooser
- Brianna Bennett
- (as Kristin Vanhooser)
Gretchen Hughes
- Sheila
- (as Gretchen Mosby)
Michael Ollin Lotten
- Bobby
- (as Michael Lotten)
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How many girls in bikinis were in this movie? If you decide to watch this movie, I dare you to count how much cleavage and sensual moments are in the movie. The audio is terrible, the soundtrack is horrible, the blood looks like ketchup and the acting is atrocious. The only reason you should watch this is if you want to watch hot women in bikinis being eaten by sharks made out of bad CGI. The CGI is even worse than the special effects from Jurassic Shark. Don't watch this movie, at all, if you don't like bad CGI and don't watch it if you're looking for a movie with good story and decent to good acting. 1.3/10, the previous efforts from the director of this aren't that good either.
SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.
There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
OK so have to write 10 lines on this, which feels like an extra punishment for trying to force myself to watch this. I made 20 minutes!
A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.
I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe this
Sometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.
I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!
A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.
I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe this
Sometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.
I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!
This film is like a ghastly tumour that surprises you on the bog, only to suddenly start speaking to you incoherently. Would not recommend.
O my gosh this may be the worst movie iv ever seen.
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- WissenswertesFeatured on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst 2019's Halloween episode. The panel said it's the worst movie in the entire history of the series. Overtaking the title from Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper in terms of sleaziness and low quality. Despite this, Mike Stoklasa still chose it as his pick for the episode's "best of the worst".
- PatzerThere are a few moments where the cameraman himself can be heard breathing.
- Crazy CreditsA post-credits scene depicts a still possessed Nancy Chase at some sort of water plant facility.
- VerbindungenFeatured in I Hate Everything: the Search for the Worst: Shark Exorcist (2016)
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- Budget
- 300.000 $ (geschätzt)
- Laufzeit
- 1 Std. 11 Min.(71 min)
- Farbe
- Seitenverhältnis
- 2.35 : 1
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