Naked Zombie Girl

So let's make a zombie movie with a naked girl and a chainsaw. Zombies show up in the middle of nowhere. There just happens to be a shed with a chainsaw in it. The girl just happens to lose her dress. It works. It's a zombie flick. I can dig it. It has all the elements.

Then let's make sure we film it in the dark with bad lighting, use some kind of weird warping effect incessantly and some kind of color shifting, blurry, seen through cloudy zombie eye effect too so no one can actually see anything. And when we're not using those effects over and over and over and over again, or an extreme closeup of a zombie, or the obligatory camera shake that's still in vogue, throw in a jump cut.

The makeup effects are really good including the blood splattered titular girl. Better in fact than Jean Rollin's Zombie Lake. The editing completely ruins it. All the effects go to 11 all the time. It's near impossible to watch. It's almost like you're watching a 5th generation VHS bootleg of a Eurotrash zombie flick.

Girl in car is assailed by zombies and chainsaws her way to freedom.

Poor stuff. First five minutes wasted with credits. Story should have jumped to the Benny Hill-style dress ripping. Nudity was minimal, with no appreciation of the girl's body.

Zombies were pretty good, but nothing new. Effects on the big chainsaw killing poor. Almost no information on the knight in shining armour.

Definitely not a classic, and no idea of the point of this.

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This is one of the best shorts I've ever seen. From the title alone, you think this is going to be a piece of boobs and blood schlock, but it is everything but.

Meghan Chadeayne is an absolute goddess. I mean seriously, she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Not only that but she's a great actress. She could have easily played a brain dead naked chick running from zombies. Instead, her scenes are so intense you almost forget she's naked. That is not an easy feat with someone who looks like Meghan Chadeayne.

There has been talk this might be a full length feature. If that happens, I hope to see Meghan retain the lead role. Either way, this short is definitely worth checking out.

You know what you're getting into here. It's gory, it's campy, it's balls to the wall and it's perfect. It's very pulpy and very graphic. I definitely recommend it based on the care the filmmakers obviously took and the love for the genre that they obviously have. Take a peek! You'll be glad you did.

With a title like Naked Zombie Girl, you get exactly that, Naked Zombie Girl only she's not a zombie. She is the heroine in this piece and much like Buffy Sommers from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the main character slays zombies while naked. It's a strangely nice twist as so far as to say that the naked stuff becomes a non issue when she is slaying the zombies. In fact, she too seems to accept the inevitable when she drops her towel in the last scene to fight the zombies. Even the truck driver seems to accept her abilities by fighting naked. I don't know if they will make this into a feature but that premise of her having to fight naked is her super power. Sure, she wears clothes normally but when it comes time to fight the zombies, it's time to get naked. And kudos to the makeup artist who did the zombies. It was some nice work, really nice work. The acting could have been better with the people in the car but that's 3 points off for that. This can easily be a cult classic just on the film short alone. And if true, the $17,000 budget was well spent.