American Beach House

Oh my god! That was one of the worst movies ever. I wanted to see Mischa Barton somewhere but I shouldn't do that. Everything in this movie is wrong. Actors, story. I was so annoyed by this movie I had to skip some parts because I couldn't see the whole thing. It is called comedy but I didn't laugh. Parts with the old woman were terrible, I guess they thought this is very funny but it wasn't. And Lorenzo Lamas was terrible too. One little good thing was music - that was sometimes OK. But that isn't enough. I wanted to relax a little but I was just disappointed.

So warning to you all, you don't wanna see it - for your own good :D. My rate would be zero but it isn't possible so I gave 1.

The positives are that the three female contestants are very attractive and they show some skin. I have not heard of any of them.

The negatives are that the movie is poorly written, the film quality is bad and the acting is terrible. There is a toilet humor scene that makes me dislike this movie even more. I would like to say that the movie is so bad that it is good but that would not be true, it is just bad.

The fascinating part is that Mischa Barton would have been around 28 years old when she made this movie but she looks closer to 40 and even more wooden than usual. Lorenzo Lamas would have been around 56 years old when this movie was made. His body looked pretty good for his age but it was interesting to me to study his face and look at the plastic surgery. I had trouble distinguishing is original face under the surgery.

This is the only redeeming quality of the movie! :-)

It has some sexy ladies in it. But so does an adult movie, and they have better story lines than this thing.

An IMDb review needs to have 10 lines. But there's not that much to say about this movie. It's supposed to be a comedy. But it's less funny than a funeral.

Don't spend your time on this movie. Just stare at your wall for an hour and a half. It will be equally boring, but you won't feel so annoyed after it.

I'm halfway through the movie now. Time to switch it off. If anyone's looking for me, I will be staring at my wall...

.....one giant stinker of a movie that has absolutely nothing to redeem it other than the beautiful ladies.