Hitman 2

This movie is a mess. The comedy? Dead on arrival. The villain? Looked cool, then got nerfed into a joke. Action scenes? Flashy but pointless-just stuff happening with zero emotion. They spent way too much time building up the daughter for nothing. The acting? Weird. Like, who directed this?

Only good part? The animated sequences. Those were actually fun. Give me an "Agent Jun" animated series without the dumb jokes and trash story, and I'm in.

The first half is a snoozefest, second half wakes up a little, but the same issues hit again-clownish characters, logic thrown out the window, and fight scenes that feel more like dance routines.

The story? Dull. Like, mind-numbingly dull. Even the final battle, which should've been the emotional climax, just flops. Why? Because the characters feel completely disconnected from what's going on. No stakes. No tension. Just noise

Honestly? Don't watch it. Watch paint dry. At least that doesn't pretend to be entertaining.