Mob Handed

Even Ed Wood would disown this. Terrible dialogue, plot. Amateurish would be too respectable for this.

Was it made as a joke?

With so many actors who actually have acted in quality productions one would think they would have spotted the terrible script, plot and editing and advised accordingly or were they so hard up that they would take any job? That could be the case but its a pity.

Unnecessary awful violence aplenty here, unrealistic depictions of news reporting. Dave Courtney makes a strange appearance driving a tank of all things to crush someone in a car.

Never seen such rubbish and Ive seen some turkeys.

Actually... don't.

Oscar winning performances from absolutely ....Nobody.

Never in my existence have I sat through a bigger pile of utter s***e. I'm actually embarrassed for everyone involved in this complete abortion of a production. In fact, my dogs 'produce' better actors in a pile during their daily walks. To summarise, if you want to see the opposite of acting, mind numbing plots and storyline. Abysmal script and 'actors' who constantly glance at the camera, look no further.

If you want to laugh until you're sick this is the film for you. If you want, just to be sick, this is also the film for you. The expression 'horsesh**' never existed until this thing was made. Then... there it was.

When I realized that there was an actor in this vigilante movie named Charles Bronson, I laughed. Charles Bronson, king of the seventies and eighties vigilante movies from the USA. Remember DEATH WISH long series..No user seems to have noted it. This very feature is so bad, so cheap but son fresh to watch in the same time. I was not bored only a second in this UK crime movie. And I begin to get used to UK crap. The British, crap, grade B - I would say - Z industry seemed to begin in the late nineties, although I discovered it only a couple of years ago through UK Amazon DVDs. But I sometimes found some good gems such as GUVNORS or TOP DOG. I still have batches to see. I will keep you informed, of course. See you soon.

So I just watched this. I cannot describe what I've just seen, but as no doubt you can imagine it was not good. In fact, it was diabolical. You may ask you where many of the movies stars have been, as huge numbers of them are faces of yesterday bought into the present. Clearly in their departure from the big screen, or small screen, they have found things tough, and in some cases forgotten to act.

I heard about Mob Handed because Kim of Kim and Aggie appeared in promo pictures from the film, yet from the final cut, she's missing. I can only assume she saw the film and asked to be removed. I'm forced to remember a line by Hotel Inspectors Alex Politzi in which she say "I always think I've scraped the bottom of the barrel, but I haven't." That is an accurate statement for this movie.

This is far and wide the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life, terrible acting, wrongly portrayed reactions, confusing lacking plot. And the worst lead actress of any movie of all time. This film is shocking.

I'm not sure what the writer and director were trying to achieve with this film, but they failed. A rambling series of disjointed scenes which were well-suited to late night showing on Channel London Live Sky117. That is, bad language and violence. Avoid.