Lair of the Killer Clowns

So I love a bad, cheesy movie as much as anyone (think Llamageddon, Sharknado, etc.) and I've suffered through quite a number of them. But this isn't even high school AV level material.

The 2 lead characters spend almost 30 minutes roaming through abandoned buildings in the desert, to an ear-bleedingly painful soundtrack (or rather, screech-track). Then one disappears and the other just leaves!!

The entire script is probably no more than 10 pages, delivered in complete deadpan. And I thought "My Dinner with Andre" was dreadfully slow...

The female lead has shifty eyes that roam all over the place, screaming "Dear God what did I sign up for!!!"

If you want something to help you sleep, this movie will do it in less than 15 minutes!

Just wow. And not in a good way of any kind. The woman who is looking for her brother definitely has a clown look about her. She looks like a woman in her forties who paid for ALOT of plastic surgery to look like a woman in her twenties. Newsflash, it did not work. She was absolute crinhe to watch. The acting was, i want to say terrible but that just is not a strong enough word. Somehow i did manage to watch right through until the end, but that is probably because i was gaming while i watched. Especiallycwhen you are making a movie with very few characters you want them to be strong enough to carry the movie. Acting would have made it better.