Gummibär: The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa

Yes, of course this film is incompetently bad. What I was not expecting, however, was a mind-rotting fever dream full of scenes, characters and (especially) dialogue that made absolutely no sense on even the most surface of levels. I hate this movie. I want that wasted time back.

I've never wanted to gouge out my own eyes before but after enduring this film with the kids, I'm ready to get it over with.

Just shocking.

I actually thought it was a school media project the graphics as so bad!

This is terrifying and absolutely nightmare fuel, even for adults and children. The whole movie would've been about Gummibär and his friends stopping an alien invasion and saving Santa Claus and Christmas, but no. We got this movie instead. The characters are bad, the animation is ugly and kala's design looks like a swimsuit for some reason, making it inappropriate for a kids film.

The antagonist is a huge jerk towards Gummibar and his friends. The humour is also cringe!

If you're ever going on Amazon or EBay, and you search up Gummibar, go watch either Roary The Racing Car or Fifi and The Flowertots instead. They're way much better than this horrible movie.

This movie is so bad in every way. The animation is lazy. I've seen better on YouTube. I was surprised when I saw the Lionsgate animation. I questioned why they could do something like this. I wouldn't show this to my worst enemy, never mind my child. I haven't even mentioned how hideous the character design is, especially gummi himself, with his stubble, man boobs, beer belly and asscrack visible at all time. If their goal was to make him look like a 40 year old alcoholic living in a caravan payed for by his mother, they succeeded admirably.

This is just terrifying, even for adults. I have no doubt that any child old enough to recognise anything beyond coloured regions on a screen will start to cry if you show them this. The music sounds like one member of Daft Punk murdering the other in a dark alley, the animation is worse than Foodfight, the character design is often awful and sometimes offensive and to top it all off, the entire premise is ripped off from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, which somehow manages to shine with cinematic brilliance in comparison. In fact, just stop now. Show your kids Santa Claus Conquers The Martian. Yes, it may be dated, the acting is bad and the premise ridiculous, but it will at least teach your children not to simply dismiss older films. This horror show will teach them nothing except to fear the angry green gummy god.