Captain Battle: Legacy War

Captain Battle: Legacy War is one of those movies where you shouldn't expect all that much from in the first place, but watching this gave me the impression that other than using every cliché in the book with some blatant ripping off that everyone involved in this movie weren't even trying.

The best thing about the movie is the scene in the strip club which was amusing in a mild sense, it still didn't stop the scene from feeling irrelevant to what there is of the story. Which unfortunately is not very much at all complete with sluggish pacing, a lot of unimaginatively staged and poorly filmed action, very little happening with lots of irrelevant padding and a very "that's it?" ending. Captain Battle: Legacy War looks bad, with drab photography, very limited sets(back-lots and alleyways, even in scenes that needed something more than that), ridiculous-looking make-up(especially the red stuff put on the main villain's face), very rudimentary-level special effects and even the cheapest looking fancy-dress costumes look better than the costumes in this movie.

Unfortunately that's not even it for the flaws. There's also an awful script, students talking about embarrassing situations in school/university corridors are much less painful than listening to this horrendously cheesy and improvisatory-sounding dialogue. The movie's also ineptly directed and of the characters the heroes are bland clichés and the villains(especially the Nazi General) are even more clichéd and like very vulgarly broad foreign stereotypes that border on causing offence. As for the acting that is just as terrible, with a lead performance so wooden that wooden planks seemingly have more personality, Marlene Mc'Cohen and Jenny Allford's attractive looks are not enough to compensate for their very bland acting and the Nazi General is so overacted it's like he belongs in a completely different movie.

All in all, I have seen worse but even that is not enough to stop Captain Battle: Legacy War from being so shamelessly incompetent. 1/10 Bethany Cox

This is by far the greeeeaaaatessstt superhero movie of alll tiiimme. I cannot believe that Captain America ripped off Captain Battle. TRUULLYY DISGRACEFUL. Marvel needs to be sued and come up with more original ideas. Captain Battle was a truly life changing experience a that had me on the edge of my seat. In the climax, when Captain Battle said, "it's battlein' time" and then he battled everyone, I legitimately cried. If there is a brown stain in the movie theater, it was probably me. My favorite part was when Morbius and Grimcutty showed up and Morbcutty'd all over the bad guys. I cannot believe that this movie isn't rated 69/10 on this app. Disgraceful!

Hey kids, ya like Captain America? Sure you do. Well tell you what, how about you come here and check out Captain Battle! Look, he's got an Eye patch like Nick Fury and he's a super soldier like Captain America and he fights Nazis too!! Remember when your mom would take you into the local strip mall Dollar Store, and they had cheap action figures that looked like really poorly made versions of the Ninja Turtles or He-man toys that were probably assembled and painted by 12 year old kids in a toxic sweatshop in Indonesia? Captain Battle: Legacy War is the film version of that. It's a cheap stupid rip-off Captain America: The First Avenger. There's no reason whatsoever for this film to exist other than to attempt to misdirect and reap wads of Marvel money. As an artistic motion picture, it's garbage. Right down to the bad costumes, bad writing, bad acting, bad direction. There is no redeeming factor to this steaming pile of Hulk poo at all. The Captain America films are so widely available that you would never need to even watch this so-called film unless you are a masochist that likes to torture yourself with crappy films. If that's your fetish, this is your film.

After watching this Movie 5 times in a weekend (my buddy & I told friends it was the best movie ever made, a must see) I am still undecided as to the actual agenda of this movie. Is it......

Option 1: Its a tribute to every bad movie ever made using every bad camera shot, bad effects, really bad editing & some seriously depressing acting (if this is the case then its Genius) Option 2: Its simply the worst movie ever made period (if this is the case then someone needs shooting or stopped from having any offspring for the sake of Humanity in general) As for the storyline......well its a Captain America rip off almost from start to end.

It was funny the first time I watched it & the fun aspect shrunk with every viewing to the point where suicide was a viable option. Its fairly obvious that they blew the entire budget on the Car & the Chicks with nothing left for the effects or editing. I am lost for words as to how I express my level of pity towards this movie.

My kid can make a better screenplay than this. Even if this was supposed to be satire, it would still suck major balls. I'm assuming they thought that if they had a nice looking woman as the main antagonist that they could make some decent money of off 16 year olds buying the movie. And for a super hero he gets beat up a lot.