Frankenstein Created Bikers

Bikers from the grave are forced to catch a Bigfoot in order to get the dope that keeps them alive. Not a spoiler. That's the beginning of this insanity. Holy Toledo how did this get made? It has everything and consistently goes into weirder scenarios with an enormous cast, tons of monsters, grue, guns and female nudity to spare. It looks fantastic from being shot on film and not video. The sound quality is Hollywood level, which completely surprised me not knowing much about this. The acting is great too and totally over the top without entering cheese territory. There is so much going on, you just can't grasp it all in one sitting. The lines in this flick are just rapid fire B-Movie gold. Laurence Harvey (Human Centipede), Tristan Risk (American Mary) and the lead biker are standouts who deliver their words with casual evil delight.

I'll admit, I didn't fully understand what was going on the entire time but I was having fun. I really want to see it again. I really like how they turned horror scenarios upside down and kept you guessing what would happen next. I was wrong half the time, which was great.

Big kudos to the special effects team too and all their real practical effects. There are some gore gags you have never seen before, ever! I found out this is kind of a sequel to another film called "Dear God No" so I watched it and it's fun also. Not this crazy fun, though. I can't wait to see "Frankenstein Created Bikers" again and a third one in this series.

There was no doubt in my mind that Frankenstein Created Bikers would be awesome. I have just returned from a advanced showing of the picture and will have to say I am completely satisfied with this great film. The audience was cracking up and cheering and it made the entire experience more memorable. This is the kind of film where I will always remember the first time I saw it. It delivers an original story with one of the most satisfying endings. The women are gorgeous and the men are all ugly. Yet everyone is really cool, tough and fun to watch. 10/10 is the rating I give this film. I recommend this movies to anyone who is a lover of films.

Saw the Canadian premiere for "Frankenstein Created Bikers" at SHOCK STOCK and let me tell you this was one of the most fun experiences in theaters I've ever had!

This is the The Ben-Hur of Exploitation film, a 2-hour epic filled with blood, breasts, guns, gore and oh so much more! If Grindhouse \ Exploitation films are your cup of tea then you need to see this movie because you have never seen anything like it!

Huge Hats off to Ellie Church, Tristan Risk, Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, and Laurence R. Harvey epic performances!

James Bickert awesome job, sometimes the jokes or gags were so back to back i was still laughing or in awe I'd miss the next thing! This demands a second watch and I can't wait to grab it on Bluray when it comes out

Warning NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH!

I liked James Bickert's absurd Dear God No, it was an original and highly effective homage to seventies exploitation cinema. I expected more of the same and therefore had high hopes for Frankenstein Created Bikers. Sadly the magic of Dead God No is nowhere to be found. The film starts on a strong note with a group of teenagers going to a lake only to end up being murdered by Bigfoot. Soon after Biker gang the Impalers show up and capture Bigfoot and bring him to a mad scientist. It's all downhill from here on and I was honestly glad when it was finally over. This would have made a great grindhouse faux trailer, but does not hold up over it's 125 minutes over-bloated running time. There's some great moments (but they are few and far between) and plenty of gore and nudity. Praise also has to go Tristan Risk (American Mary), who steals the show in every scene. Ellie Church is also always great to watch. I love that they shot the film on 35mm. The biggest problem with Frankenstein Created Bikers are really the disjointed, incoherent script and the awful dialogues. The editing is also at fault with no real continuity.

This movie was so bad ass. It is one of my favorite movies ever made.It is a throw back to the grindhouse movies. I loved everything about this movie. Tristan Risk was great, and I love Ellie Church. the acting was great, the story was great. It has blood and guts, nudity, and it is just a lot of fun to watch.James Bickert has done a great job with this movie. If your looking for a great movie to have a fun time watching then this is the movie for you. I truly enjoyed this movie. Thank you James for making such a fun movie.