Big Dark Energy

This isn't a movie, it's an endurance test. I suspect that the person who made this is the one that included it as a "comedy" as the "film" itself even existing seems to be the joke.

There is no cast listed because there is NO cast; no cinematographer listed because there is NO actual footage being played; no production crew, producers, artists, or music credited to anyone because NONE of them were used on this "film".

What this appears to be is a collection of screensavers, low-resolution graphics, some grainy stock footage, and 1980s-style computer text crawls with purposely choppy sound mixing while a troupe of A. I. 'text-to-speech' voices droll on about nonsense so disinteresting as to dare you to turn it off.

Which I eventually did after suffering 10 straight minutes of this, waiting for the movie to make some kind of point, and then fast-forwarding a bit just to see if THIS really was all that the "film" was... and it was.

Just more A. I. voices over bad graphics screen savers.

===-=== -- MY RATING SCALE -- ===-===

• 1. Reserved for Poorly Produced/Amateur Video
• 2. Utterly Terrible
• 3. Really Bad
• 4. Mediocre
• 5. Perfectly Average
• 6. Surprisingly Entertaining
• 7. Very Good
• 8. Incredibly Good
• 9. Exceptionally Great
• 10. Reserved for my Personal Favorites.