Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

This is the illest thing i have ever seen. The way this white trash family is making it on to the television, i will never know. Like father jack says "how did that gobshite get on the television?!" The absolute low of television. It makes The kardashians look like House. This woman is taking her little daughter and embarrassing her in front of the world. She is taking her, dressing her up as a hooker and getting paid. I cant believe we live in a world where this can happen. Even if you were just curious to see how bad it is, do NOT watch it. It is that bad! I feel sympathy for this little girl, her mom is the real harm. Someone needs to call child services and have her daughter taken off her. this is one real bad mother. PLEASE CANCEL THIS HORRIBLE SHOW!

A show about fat white trash people who have the attitude that they are better than everyone else. I can't believe TLC has this on their channel. There is nothing to learn on this show unless you want to teach your child bad behavior and bad eating habits. People like this need to be banned from the public until they know how to behave like humans. This child is going to grow up thinking the world owes her everything and that she is the greatest person in the world. I am ashamed of TLC for wanting this on their network. I am also ashamed that anyone would like this TV show. There is nothing hilarious about it. This show would be better if they made it into episodes of the child being disciplined and the mother exercising.

To my relief, this atrocity only lasted 2 years, while other useless reality shows feel like they never end.

But despite that, I had just about enough before my brain was fried! I only saw a few episodes, but even *one* episode is one too many.

To say this show is awful wouldn't be enough. No, it's an insult to humanity. Honey Boo-Boo herself, is NOT funny and she is NOT cute. Her voice is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, and all she seems to care about all the time are her looks.

The family as a whole... It's shocking. They eat even less healthy than The Simpsons, and even though I'm not as picky as some can be, farting constantly while guests are over is horrendous table manner! Lauryn is unhappy, Honey Boo-Boo is annoying, and Sugar Bear (God what a stupid nickname) is nice but never sticks up for himself. But the worst one of all is June. This woman is AWFUL! There are some people who should never have children, and she is one of them. And despite being even fatter than Peter Griffin, she puts enormous pressure on her youngest daughter to "look beautiful" for the countless beauty contest auditions. You don't look so hot yourself, you know! How "Sugar Bear" can love her at all is baffling. She's not even that loving towards him, all the time she CARES about herself only.

And do you know why this show was canceled? Because June started dating a pedophile! She's not even ashamed of how such an unlikable, loveless human being she is.

I can't even remember the last time TLC was good. I *HATE* them now.

It's become apparent that the reason this pile of crap remains on the air is because their base followers come out of the woodwork(literally) to keep up with Honey Boo Boo's antics. Honestly, was there not a SINGLE TLC executive who looked at the would-be creators of this show and asked them if they were joking?. Because this is purely awful. And not only is it awful, but it insults my intelligence in more ways than I can count. Also, what kind of show needs subtitles for 90% of the footage when the show's characters are all English speaking Americans? That's just mind-blowing to me, but entirely normal if you're a regular TLC subscriber. Every now and then, when commercials for this show come on, a few tears trickle down my cheek. I weep for those who find Honey Boo Boo a good use of their time and/or entertaining in any way. This election year, I hope you join with me, America, in voting NO for more dumb, unintelligent, unoriginal, unfunny, grimace-inducing television shows. Honey Boo Boo should never have seen the light of day. Never.

Honey Boo Boo is a pathetic, pustular, pile of post-enlightenment, social Putrefaction! The fact that so many people love this show is a testament to how low the bar for our "culture/civilization" has been set. We could be colonizing other planets by now! Is anyone besides me ready for a good pandemic!? Hollywood should be ashamed to promote this garbage. But I guess Hollywood truly has no shame. How about focusing on the lives of people who are striving to better themselves; physically, mentally and spiritually, while also helping their neighbors do the same thing? Is that too much to ask?