School Sluts

Time and time again I am floored by the new angles Emily Willis is able to attack her roles. In this dynamic and jaw-dropping celebration of film, we see Willis stretch to her fullest capability (in many ways, wink wink). Time and time again, I come back to this film and it is slowly creeping into my top 10 all time.

SPOILERS AHEAD, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:

After watching the "School Sluts" trailer I went into the theater expecting a casual movie about the intricacies of the US schooling system. However, I came out with a new respect for the effort our first responders give us.

I will say, after I watched this I haven't spoken to another woman in days and have been inside for three days straight. My right arm could lift a car. To counteract these symptoms try gooning with the alternate arm. I've been gooning all day!

Contents of this newly released Web Young set of vignettes is standard young lesbians in action, but the sleazy title is unwarranted. I suspect producer Bree Mills is too busy to even notice the derogatory nature of the moniker slapped on her material from the Adult Time porn platform.

Bree co-directs with her former teammate Craven Moorehead a segment titled "Dirty Detention", in which Georgia Jones convincingly plays a horny teacher who forces the girls in detention (lovely Emily Willis and Bobbi Dylan) to have sex with her in the classroom. That hardly makes it the young ladies' fault. Scene suffers from the usual (and dumb) gimmick of having the threesome played out uncomfortably atop a small desk.

"Study Break" is more effective, as Abella Danger makes love to her young tutor Avi Love. This scene was previously issued in 2019 on the DVD titled "Join the Squad".

Final vignette "Schoolgirl Curiosity" is way out of place under the "Sl*ts" rubric -merely showing blonde on blonde youthful sex experimentation by Chloe Cherry and Amber Rayne, after duo see (familiar self-plugging) the beauties in action on the Adult Time website.