HeBGB TV

This is quite literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen next to Backroad (put out by the same company scream team releasing) The jokes don't land. The cinematography is absolutely terrible and the direction is insufferable. The crew must of thought they were actually doing something but fell flat. It has it's quirks and it tries to be in the vein of 90's cheese, but it just doesn't happen. It feels like it's trying to be A full moon feature( Full moon is garbage but atleast their older films have good cinematography, good puppet work and good gore). This "film" looks like it was shot with one of the absolute cheapest digital dslr cameras. Not sure how they are calling it an anthology because it has no stories just terribly put together commercials trying too hard to be nostalgic and edgy. It should be illegal to make films that suck this bad. I see all the reviews on here were either paid for or left by the creators or friends of them because this was the epitome of garbage. Don't waste your time. Even troma movies are better. If possible I would give it a 0 out of 10.

This is one that looked interesting to me. It was another anthology film that was showing at the Nightmares Film Festival. I got to see this for its Midwest premiere and I also believe that the filmmakers were in attendance or at least some of them. Other than that, I figured this was going to be influenced by WNUF Halloween Special.

Synopsis: goofy horror hijinks and high camp queer shenanigans ensue when some siblings get transmitted into an unsuspecting household via a retro-horror TV cable box.

Now for this one, we have a couple of kids who are watching TV. They are waiting on a pizza when a strange person shows up at their house. They are credited as Knucklehead and they want the kids to check out this new television box called HeBGB TV. They are leery but agree to watch. One of the co-writers/co-directors is this person as well, just something that I wanted to include.

It is from here that we get a bit different take on the anthology film. Knucklehead takes on a few different roles here like a news broadcaster on F U news. We also see that this new cable box is taking the world by storm and everyone wants one. The weird thing is that businesses are selling out of them and more appear. They aren't even sure who stocked them there. It also has different shows and movies, but the scary thing is that they aren't sure who is the viewer and who is being watched as the lines of reality are blurred.

That is where I'm going to leave my recap. What is interesting is that we have a good handful of characters, but from the Internet Movie Database, there aren't character names. Plus, we have a good number of actors who take on different roles throughout as well. This isn't a traditional anthology either. I'd say that this would be closer to Trick 'r Treat. We will leave a story and then come back to it. We have characters we see in one story appearing in another. There could be considered a wraparound with the two children and Knucklehead, but that only seems to be due to it starting and ending this. It does pop in once around the middle as well.

To get a deeper into this, we are getting a comedy first and foremost. There are horror elements with it. This did make me chuckle quite a bit. The humor is both crude and tongue in cheek. I would put this akin to a movie you'd watch as a kid, laugh at some of the jokes, but seeing it as an adult there is more to pull from it. There are puns and plays on words that we get here. I did enjoy this. What I will say though is that it does get a bit repetitive for me as well though. It drug a bit which is a bummer to say since this does have a runtime under an hour and half or close to it. I'm not sure if they had enough ideas as they thought.

There is social commentary here though that impressed me. It isn't something that is new though. This is pointing out about how watching television rots your brain. Now I don't fully believe this, but if you take everything you see at face value, this is poking fun at that. This new box's full intention is to take over and make everyone mindless zombies. It is looking at America there, especially the idea of following whatever the TV tells you. There is something with the two children in the beginning though that makes me wonder what they are trying to say there. I can appreciate this concept it is pushing even if it doesn't fully stick the landing.

Where I'll go then is with the filmmaking. This one is low budget, but I like what they do with it. The cinematography is fine. They make this feel outdated. I think that is done strategically though since cable boxes are a thing of the past. This does go heavy with the CGI, but it is what it is. There is a bit of a charm to it if I'm honest. There are practical effects, especially with the different make-up jobs for Knucklehead. I'll include his performance here. He was good. The rest of the cast was fine in support. There is overacting, but that is by design for the comedy so I'm not going to harp on it. Other than that, I'd say that the soundtrack was also fine for what they needed.

In conclusion, I don't have much more to say about this. We are getting a fun take on an anthology film. This is comedy first with elements of horror in there and even a bit of social commentary. The acting fits for what they needed. I'd say that overall, the filmmaking was solid as well. This won't be for everyone. If you like cheesy, dumb films that don't take themselves too seriously, give this one a go.

My Rating: 6 out of 10.

I must say, growing up in the early 90s & being a life-long diehard fan of old school horror movies has me constantly craving the nostalgic feeling I would get from a new spooky movie hitting the shelves at Blockbuster... Well, take my money HeBGB TV! This flick absolutely scratched every itch I would want out of a "modern" horror film... and so much more! From the practical, but spectacular effects, to the insane attention to detail on-set- HeBGB TV is a true feast for the eyes! Some highlights throughout include literal blood baths, stop-motion animation, puppetry, drag performances, a KILLER original soundtrack, an insane lineup of Monsters, and more! The jokes are well-timed and legitimately funny, while still maintaining a true to the genre "Horror" theme throughout! This film is an absolute shoo in for a new cult favorite! My wife loves it, I love it, I'd bet even kids would love it. 10/10 film, can't wait to buy a copy and watch it regularly! Cheers HeBGB TV 👹🖤

FOR FANS OF: Horror, Nostalgia, & "Having a Good Time"! 👻🎃👁🕷🕸

But also... Goosebumps, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Evil Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Street Trash, The Willies, And Now For Something Completely Different, A Nightmare on Elm Street (2), Gremlins, Tales From The Crypt, Italian Splatter Flicks, and just about anything COOL!

Knock knock Millenials, your childhood is calling. What do you get when you combine the perfect blend of Campy & Mock 90's interdimensional tv~ This. Fresh. Creative. Amusing. Pop it on && "Don't touch that dial"

From the minds of creative genius, this anthology like movie touches on television in the macabre, horror on the screen, and adorable commercials.

It's catchy, it's down right laugh out loud and snort funny, and gory enough here and there.

Wish I'd seen this sooner, it deserves its praise- watch it for Halloween, watch it with your loved ones and embrace the brain rot.

A Cult Classic.

I thought that watching a film described as "camp" and "queer" would be fun. It wasn't. The 10/10 reviews have to be from the people involved in this waste of time, or else their friends and family.

I wanted to watch something bad. I was streaming on TUBI, after all, home of trash films. I actually started with the RiffTrax version of Lycon Colony but had to turn it off because even they couldn't make it funny. So I switched to this, and at first it was so bad that I thought RiffTrax might improve it, but then after about 10 minutes, I knew this film, too, was unsalvageable. The humor wasn't there, unless you're high AND you're friends with people who were in the movie. About halfway through, I just started fast-forwarding it and stopping at each 10 minute mark to see if it gets better. IT DOESN'T.