Where the Dead Go to Die

Imagine if someone made a concoction consisting of every hard drug imaginable (crack, heroin, LSD, etc) that was liquefied in a blender and consumed through the butt. Now imagine that person doesn't die, but instead makes an animated movie based on the absolutely messed up things he sees in his tripped out state.

That would be normal compared to Where The Dead Go To Die.

Don't see this movie. It should be illegal. Seriously, I don't think I could describe what happens in the film without worrying that I'll get arrested and become a registered sex offender. Yea, it's that kind of "movie." If I could give it a score lower than a 1, I would.

I have seen so many terrible animated movies in my life like dorbees, rapsittie street kids, foodfight, and wolf tracer's dinosaur island. but this is just... TERRIBLE. the person who made this movie, Jimmy Screamerclaz is a really nice guy. although his animations are HORRIFIC. the animation looks like a eight year old made the models in Microsoft paint 3d. this is a anthology horror film with 3 stories. Tainted Milk, Liquid Memories, and The mask that the monsters wear. the thing is NONE OF THEM HAVE A COHERENT PLOT.I don't know what to say about this. If I could I would rate this 0/10. please never watch this movie. It makes Foodfight look like a masterpiece

I'm not going to say that this is cinema for critics to rave about. I'm not even going to go as far as to say this is a sub par, or above average film; however, when it comes to "most disturbing films", this one packs the punch.

I'm not one to get creeped out or disturbed easily, so when I do find something interesting to say the least I usually run to my family and friends telling them about it. I enjoy seeing what others reactions are to films coined "most disturbing", but as far as this film; well, let's just say I won't be sitting on the couch with the folks watching this one. Where the Dead Go to Die is like a deep, dark secret, those who have seen the film may know what I mean when I say this. Basically, this is the type of movie you aren't going to recommend to your friends, you keep this one out of sight for anyone to see. Why? Because if your friends and family knew you say through this entire film without a gun to your head they may question your well being and may try and give you a nice prescription of Prozac. I've seen plenty of disturbing films, I like to think I've got a strong stomach. Maybe I'm just immune to the sickness, but I hardly ever find disturbing movies to be vulgar or downright disgusting. This one, however, is a bit different. From everything I've seen I truly believe this to be the most disturbing piece of cinema I have ever seen; I don't think any movie, not even classics like The Exorcist or A Clockwork Orange holds the slightest candlestick when it comes to disturbing, no, this film blows all others out of the water.

The plot? No idea. I've seen this film three times trying to understand it and I don't think I ever will. It's like watching every despicable act known to mankind on an acid trip. That's the best way I can describe it. As you've heard I'm sure the animation and voice overs are very poor and low quality. However, in my case, I found this to just add to the creepy atmosphere that this film has to offer. The character development is slow and never goes anywhere, but I don't really think it's supposed to. The bottom line of this plot is that terrible things happen to people and they will forever be effected by them.

As I said before, I wouldn't consider this film above average even, but it's something special. It's different and different is great. Different is a genre that triumphs over any other; this is why David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick are noted as some of the greatest directors of all time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the director, who goes by the name Jimmy ScreamerClauz, is going to be the director for a new generation, but what he did here was something you don't see everyday. I love innovation, and this horrid film is the definition of innovative and surreal. It's art. Some call it garbage, but even garbage can be art. Innovation and surrealism is art. Pushing the boundaries is artistic no matter how you look at it. Say what you want about this film, but you can't say it's not artistic because it is. Every work of cinema is art no matter how you look at it, and when it comes to abstract this film takes the cake.

Would I recommend this film to anyone? No. Do I like the movie? Absolutely. It's unique. I completely understand how people can hate this film, but I think this cinema should get recognition for crossing lines no other films have crossed.

You know, considering this IS supposed to be dark humor I can give this the benefit of the doubt. Fine. But this was still a bad movie IMO. And not even because of the stuff that happens really. Solely because of the Playstation 1 level of cgi, the unrealistic amounts and placement of blood based on wounds, the crappy voice acting, and most of all the lack of plot and overall point that all three of these stories had. Seriously. The ONLY one that could have possibly gone anywhere was the last one, and that's only because it was so damn long. Not because it had any actual substance, but because it had enough length to actually be made into something. But it eventually falls into the same boat because the creator decided to go nowhere with it just like the other two stories. And that just leads to everything being nothing short of boring. What was the dog suppose to represent? What was he doing there? Why did he talk those kids into doing what they did? There's plenty of telling in this film but not enough showing. We don't get an actual reason as to why anything happened, they just did and that's that it seems. That's fine if it's suppose to be intentionally bad, but with something that was meant to be serious horror it's just God awful.

The only thing I got from this movie was a sense of "God hates us" since it's practically thrown in your face the entire time. That, and there is absolutely NO excuse for a movie made in 20-freaking-12 to have animation this half-assed and shitty. Absolutely none. I don't know if he was just bad at animation or what. If so, he should have had the sense to polish up on his animating skills before he put this eye sore out.

This could have been something good in the dark horror category, if not for the crap animation along with the nonsense/no explanation "plot" that honestly leaves you wondering why you would even bother to watch this in the first place.

The dead goes to die is a different animal. I believe it's 4/10 spot on IMDb is what it deserves. What starts out as a funny display in pure vulgar and morbid humor turns into a confusing and nauseating mess. But it takes great pride in twisting you into the nightmare. The emotional tones from one story to the next don't flow well at all. As stated it starts out as a guilty pleasure South Park humored display of bad taste, then switches gears to nonsensical confusion and finally lands on so disturbing there's no reason to go that far over the line. Serbian film is much easier to watch than the third segment of this. I wish it would have just gone along merrily with the distasteful humor rather than delving into such a bleak reality that you'll never want to watch it again. All in all you have to respect the effort and insanity of it all. Tread carefully!