Antfarm Dickhole

This is the best movie ever made.

This is movie is the epitome of creative writing and acting. The director is Da Vinci reincarnate, the inventive nature of this genius will astonish generations to come, he has set the bar for for all future movies.

It's not really fair to this movie to even compare it to anything else, but i will do a feeble attempt anyway. This would be the equivalent of taking the story from The Godfather, visuals of Avatar (at period height), the humor from Ghostbusters, with twist that puts the 6th sense to shame, and with cinematography that can rival the combined artistry of Star Wars and Jurassic park. Mix it all in a star filled cauldron heated by the dreams of a thousand children, then poured the mix into a diamond lined mold, which would proceed to implode upon contact resulting in a massive explosion of awesome that makes Hiroshima look like a firecracker. Then you repeat this process 23 times, and the result would be Antfarm Dickhole.

Do not watch this movie, you will never be able to enjoy another movie again.

This movie is a must see, once you see this movie you will never see other movies the same as you see this movie. The visuals in this movie are spectacular everything you want is here in Ant Farm Dick Hole, it has a great plot and a amazing story you have to see to believe. This movie is so good, i would rate it 100/10, in fact i would even go as far as to say this movie is even better than Panda Fighter or Cool Cat Saves The Kids. 1,000 out of 10 great movie and story

The story is about a guy masturbating, what more could you want in a movie. The movie visual effects are outstanding, you can actually feel and see the guy masturbating in this movie, it gives it more emotion. Ant Farm Dick Hole expresses great acting and feel to the movie, so if your interested you should see Ant Farm Dick Hole.

For a B, or even a D movie that this is, there are some wonderful aspects to such a low budget, poorly acted movie as this. First, the plot is original and hilarious. Second, it has just what D movies are made for: lots of people dying, and lots of naked women. Third, it has one of the most obvious and offensive titles ever. Fourth, everyone's name and many of the words have "ant" substituted in it, such as "ant- nihilation" instead of "annihilation" and "ant-ticlimatic" instead of "anticlimactic". Fifth, the dialogue surrounding evolution and relationships is very well written and deep; juxtaposed against the poor acting and strange script makes it stick out and brilliant.

These actors own the terribleness of the story line, the people dying own being eaten alive by ants, all the while centralizing around a man masturbating a lot and shooting ants from his penis to get revenge. Oh, and the girls in the bikinis are the smartest people in the film? Classic.

I'm not saying that as a bad thing. It's corny as hell and would have gotten a lower midnight movie rating, however, the ant puns and dad-jokey quality of the humor made it waaaaay better.

Alot of touching moments. And wacky ant scenes lol