Space Sharks

Dr. Johnson (Eric Roberts) and others are experimenting with sharks in a spaceship. They crash and the Space Sharks are unleashed upon people in the woods.

This is not Sharknado. This is much closer to Birdemic. It does have a small section in space with Eric Roberts who could possibly be the only truly professional actor in the whole cast. I get a sense that some of the spaceship actors noticed the score and endeavored to camp it up. I started to enjoy the silliness of some of the acting. Once the movie moves down to the ground, it becomes all too obvious what this movie is. There are lots of these movies around. It is a bunch of amateur actors wandering in the woods butchering lines with laughable CGI. That's the majority of this film and the part which resembles Birdemic.

This movie is unbelievably terrible. It's so bad that even Steven Segal's recent films seem like masterpieces in comparison. My kids faces watching it could be the only review you need to skip this movie.

The effects are bad. The movie starts with a long intro and some CGI scenes of the '90s. Even the 3D games of the 90s look more realistic than the spaceship interior scene.

The editing is a disaster. Each shot drags on for way too long, even though the movie is only an hour short.

The actors are... well, they're not really actors. They're just regular people who stumbled in front of a camera from 2001. Even the walking scenes look unrealistic.

The image is bad. Bad as in... shot with a 15 years old camera phone. Most modern phones have better image.

The background music is just generic stock music on repeat, failing to make the scenes any less boring.

Overall, the only thing that is related with movies is the short presence of Eric Roberts, this D-list actor.

Honestly, I could probably make a better movie this weekend with my iPhone and my kids. It would be more interesting and have better special effects, and I have zero experience in filmmaking.

The only conclusion I can draw from this incomprehensible waste of effort is that Eric Roberts owes somebody and is repaying the favor with his participation in this movie. This isn't like one of those Bruce Willis Post Dimentia movies, It is far worse. Although the movie tries to have a plot, the actors and dialog don't even compare to a kindergarten play. Accommodation of the fully drawn special effects on human acting Are a travesty of the film industry. Clearly someone wanted to make a movie with an iphone and just decided one day to rough sketch a story about Mutant sharks in space and fill it with marginal actors and idiotic dialog Imdb needs to provide for a negative scale rating on movies because this would be negative 1 billion. I am thoroughly appalled that this movie, but what really gets me are the Fake ratings.

I dont know why the rating started at 1, there should be Negative as well.

I watched it in 20 min, full of useless seens, no idea what is the idea, one photo for the shark which is a man waring a costume of shark running.... i could make much better with 100 USD budget. Shame and shame and shame again.

Advice, if you are drunk, hase 1 hour extra to waste or simply wana watch why this movie is rated 1 (like me) please watch it, its only 6 or 7 locations shoots, each will be 10 min talking long. Its also rated for PRE-BORN age. Dont you belive me, just wacth it again. The highest prize for moet rubish movie shall be given to this one.

The acting in the movie resembles two infants trying to build a spaceship.

A shark horror movie without any sharks , CGI from 1990s. I have seen adult films with better plot, acting and even action.

45 minutes of the movie is just people walking around doing nothing... I will now do what they did in the movie and copy paste this twice to fill time The acting in the movie resembles two infants trying to build a spaceship.

A shark horror movie without any sharks , CGI from 1990s. I have seen adult films with better plot, acting and even action.

45 minutes of the movie is just people walking around doing nothing...