A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure

I still am debating what is the worst Cars RIP off. But there are so many of these that I can only go by what I watched. I watched Cargo, Little Cars, and A Car's Life...and I still do not know.

But this thing here...this thing was horrifying to watch, mostly because of the animation. The animation is one of the worst I ever seen. I heard this movie was made by one person, but that does not change the fact that my first frame-by-frame animation project (that took me 3 days to do) looks better than this. The characters are ugly and annoying, there is no story...everything is awful pretty much. And for some reason at the beginning of the movie, the annoying red car was about to flipping sing....saying "I wish...I could be...". You wish you could be what?! This movie can burn in hell.

Congratulations, this movie wins the worst animated movie award. I don't know what to talk about because this movie hasn't any story. It is just random events and his dad calling him Sparky 1000 times. Oh yes and yellow car is stoned. P.S. Wait,Sparky is woman???

Everything about this is awful. Each character is utterly detestable, but the pink car is officially THE WORST and most annoying character to ever be shown in all of media. No offence to the woman who did the voice acting, but honestly it is physically painful to listen to.

To be honest though, the dad car, the main car, and the weird murderer car were almost just as bad.

To give it one positive, at least it is mercifully short at only 40 minutes. Still that is too long, considering nothing actually happens in the film, and it somehow manages to be confusing.

Overall this is one of the absolute worst things ever created by man. 0/10.

I was honestly planning on making a sarcastic review but its not even good enough for that. It physically hurt to sit through this mess of a movie. The animation looks like a 4 year old has found a computer from a dumpster and decided to make a movie. WAS THERE EVEN A PLOT THOUGH. The best part of this movie was when they were beating Speedy and killing her i thoroughly enjoyed that scene. Speedy's voice actor made me suicidal. I hope this company crashes and burns. I regret wasting 40 minutes of my life on this movie.

Have you ever came across one of those movies that are...so bad they're good? This is one of them. The animation is horrible, the characters are horrible, the CGI is horrible, yet it comes together into one big beautiful "disasterpiece". I've seen MANY commentaries online pulling this apart while the commentators crack jokes along the way and have fun. Same thing with the other Spark Plug atrocities. There are SO many jokes to be made with these horrible pieces. So if your bored and wanna invite friends over for some laughs. Spark Plug is for you! I'm interested to see how many jokes people can make out of this thing (PS During the ramp jump scene a CACTUS is in the middle of the road...How come no one has noticed that?)