Lizard Lick Towing

People who think this show is at all real are very stupid. How many towing companies always have a film crew following them around all day to film the ridiculous situations? The two main guys are punks. The owners wife, instead of being hot, looks like a bull dyke. The two punks would regularly have their assess kicked several times a day. If either of them laid a hand on me they would wake up in the hospital. In real life you never know just who you are screwing with. I am not the only one out there with extensive training in hand to hand combat. In my case it's 6 years as a Jungle Warfare instructor. I don't care if you are Bruce Lee or Arnold at his peak, I can take you down in 1 or 2 seconds. This is not a brag. This is what you will eventually run onto in real life. There are thousands of people with these abilities. I personally have trained over a thousand people from recon, expeditionary forces to special forces troops. Even I would not mess with most of these people.

My god this is simply the most awful show ever devised, It was so bad i actually made a profile on here to write a review, If this is a 4.9 rated programme i cant imagine what a 1 or 2 star programme would look like, The only possibility of such a high rating is that the people who work on this show have came on this site to bump the rating up, In fact I'm going to recommend that you watch it just to see how bad it is, show it too your kids as well, show everyone! And then let it be a lesson to all of mankind that we should never let something like this happen again, But beware, you will come away from watching this show feeling insulted, annoyed even, That someone would think your a complete fool and believe this nonsense, Off the scale awfulness......

Many of us wondered what the absolute rock bottom of "reality TV" would look like. And now we know. Sadly.

I have worked with repo agents for almost 20 years. A number of them are close, personal friends. This is about as far as one can get from anything approaching reality. Every episode seems to feature NUMEROUS felony assaults, both against and by the LL team. And yet nobody cares. Those of you who think this crap is real are the kind of childish tools who tense up while watching pro wrestling. Bobby is a superman who regularly takes on (and takes out) three, four, five guys at once. Come on! And Ronny's inane analogies? That's supposed to be funny? One out of a hundred are slightly humorous, while the rest are just pure idiocy. And good or bad, he clearly doesn't come up with them himself.

What do you people think the and the 19 "producers," 14 "production assistants," and the two "STORY PRODUCERS" are paid for? This is fictitious nonsense. Real repossessions are most often boring affairs in which the recovery agent drives by an address five times, checks the place of employment a few more, etc. Other than the fans of real PI work and skip tracing, the show wouldn't entertain anyone unless there was the type of "comedy" and "action" the producers CREATE. Those of you deluded enough to think this crap has any relation to reality are the reason TV has gotten so bad. My God, people! When you applaud crap, we all get more of it. Please stop deceiving yourselves and either turn the channel or read a book.

Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job.

I have watched the making of this show due to the fact that I live less then a few miles from Lizard Lick Towing in North Carolina. It's got to be the most LAME, dumbest thing to watch not only on TV, but as there taping the show. It's so fake and just plain out stupid. Everyone that I have talked to not only here around Wendell/Lizard Lick, North Carolina where I live, but in and around several towns in Ohio and KY, where I have travel back and forth several times this year and the last few year's alone. When they hear that I'm from the Lizard Lick area it's close to the same thing. Just what the hell are the producers of that show thinking? And how pathetic and desperate the producers truly are. You producers must be turning your heads and closing your eyes because the rating's can't be very good when it comes to this show. Due to the fact that there's not one person that I have talk to likes that show or even waste there time watching it. Find something better to show please. No one that I have talked to likes watching that show. Take it off the air and put something 99.999% better one. It makes me ashamed and embarrassed to be known that I'm from the Lizard Lick area. "Because not a dammed thing happens at the lick"...

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