Catskill Park

If any effort had been put into this at all... even the slightest bit, I would have given it a better score.

But this is the worst kind of ultra-cheap "let's make a movie because who knows, some suckers will pay to see it and we'll at least get our $15 investment back" tripe.

Shame that when they 'found' the footage, they couldn't find a light, some dialogue (and no, screaming, shrieking drunkenly at each other, crying, and sniffing don't count), some even remotely likeable characters, or perhaps some action aside from bumbling around the woods in near complete darkness.

Seriously: this was so bad, I refused to waste more than 15 minutes on it. I jumped forward several times out of curiosity, and every single scene was a couple of idiots stumbling around in the dark woods crying and dribbling crap, and not making any headway.

My advice? Go watch grass grow. It's 200x more exciting, and you'll be getting in touch with nature.

Any reviews you read saying this is good, is well acted or is worth watching clearly are buddy reviews that are not to be believed. I could go on tearing the acting apart but what's the point? None of these actors will ever be in anything else because with this on their resume only a lunatic would spend money to fund another 5th grade project like this one.

With the stupid camera jumping around, this movie quickly becomes unwatchable.

I got about 45 minutes in, and I just can't take it anymore.

Besides, If this were real life, what kind of person would film constantly? You're camping with a pretty girl. Put down the damn camera. Makes no sense.

Typical found-footage horror movie. Another movie where exactly four people are camping in the woods and they started hearing strange noises. Of course the camera goes out every time that it focuses on something that is supposed to be scary. It's the same exact movie that I've watched in the found footage genre about 20 times already, whether it be Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, whatever. They need to come up with some new plots where this genre that I once really enjoyed is going to die.

Another subpar found footage type film. More crying and running and screaming and not much story and not much to really rave about. I don't even think there was a good line or anything interesting at all. 2/10