Famine

Sloppy Secondary, Home of the Nailers. . . Mr. Balszac . . . 'Nuff said. Just know what you're getting into and you MIGHT enjoy this comedy horror.

Being a fan horror films, anticipated seeing this film very much, but Famine is beyond campy horror, it makes bad campy horror look good. I am a huge fan of Ryan's films Gutterballs and Hanger even Star Vehicle was good for me, but this time Ryan opted to find the worst actors he could find, along with using a story that showed he was obviously drunk when he wrote it. This film was bad bad bad, acting, story, lighting, anything you can think of, all was bad. I'm still trying to figure out why this movie was titled Famine? Whatever the case if you're a fan of Ryan Nicholson's previous films then you'll wanna watch this just for the sake of being a fan.

Needless to say that I was not familiar with the 2011 horror comedy "Famine" prior to stumbling upon it by random chance here in 2025. Given my love of all things horror, of course I needed no persuasion to sit down and watch the movie.

The staggering 3.3 rating the movie had landed on IMDb sort of set the expectation bar rather low for me. But I still opted to watch the movie and give it a fair chance. Perhaps I was in for a nice surprise.

Now, usually movies that is written, directed and starring the one and same person tend to be questionable movies, and "Famine" was co-written, directed and starring Ryan Nicholson, so it didn't bode well for the movie, if I have to be honest.

However, the movie was os oddly far out there, not to mention goofy and strange, that it was actually a fun and enjoyable movie to sit through.

Of course I was not familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list, which is actually something that spoke in favor of the movie, as I enjoy watching new and unfamiliar talents on the screen. So we were to believe that the actors and actresses on the cast list were high-school students? Sure... The acting performances in the movie were fair, but some bordering on being amateurish.

The effects in "Famine" were actually surprisingly good. And that most certainly did elevate the viewing experience quite a bit.

Oddly enough, the version of the movie that I found was released as "Detention Night".

This was a watchable enough movie for what it was, but hardly an outstanding horror comedy. Nor is it a movie that warrants more than a single viewing.

My rating of director Ryan Nicholson's 2011 movie "Famine" lands on a four out of ten stars.

Famine is one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. Writer-director Ryan Nicholson should be banned from the industry and deported from Canada to an island in the middle of the ocean, with no electricity and no chance of getting behind a camera again for the rest of his natural life. A group of valley girl types and guys as equally vacuous wander the halls of a school and mostly spend their time in a gym talking about a yearly "famine" where no one can eat for 24 hours. The acting is incredibly bad, and the script and non-existent storyline is beyond belief. Someone is bludgeoned to death about every ten minutes by a killer in a life size Howdy Doody outfit, while heavy metal music blares in the background. The only positive note is the fact that this piece of sh** ends in a merciful seventy seven minutes. Oh Canada, how could such a travesty have escaped your border to be inflicted upon the rest of the world.

Ryan, what have you done this time. You came out of nothing with Gutterballs (2008), the best one you made so far but what the hell is this. This hasn't got an actual story and the acting was below zero. The only thing that makes it watchable are the killings. Maybe for boys who love big tits they will love the girls walking in tiny shirts.

The effects used are very good and gorehounds will love that but you have to sit through a really boring flick. It's the bad acting that makes it unbelievable and even laughable. Just watch the retard, how cliché was that? Maybe the cum scene was a big joke but doesn't fit here in this flick.

It's going from good Torched (2004) to (Gutterballs) to worse (Hangar (2009))to this. The title has said it, Ryan is having a famine. God, how is it possible. Just watchable for the killings...and that's the reason I gave it a 4.

Gore 4/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 4/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5