Country Club Cougars

Jonathan Morgan is famous for his comedy, both as director and actor, but he lays an egg in this stupid comedy about porn women of a certain age.

That age is late 30s, for stars Lisa Ann, Jewels Jade and Diamond Foxxx, as well as 45-year-old (at the time) Hall of Famer Dyanna Lauren. While Lisa is clearly the marquee star, Lauren is a central character setting off a series of reminiscences that propel Morgan's lazy vignette format.

So the gals, less Jade, sit around drinking at a country club cafe, gossiping and introducing sex flashbacks, one of which features muscular beauty Jade humping her neighbor Danny Mountain who is trying to raise money by getting paid to wash her car.

Other episodes have Diamond seducing landscaper Rocco Reed (who briefly impersonates a Latino stereotype); Lauren getting back at the "Other Woman", her husband's young secretary Amia Miley, by seducing her; and Lisa Ann bookending the movie with sex scenes with magazine salesman Johhny Castle and finally the country club waiter Dane Cross, all-time most prolific MILF hunter in porn.

This older/younger action is routine, and the attempts at humor just awful. Running gag concerns Diamond being a stereotypical ditzy blonde, generating zero laughs for her inability to recall the name of a drink -vodka in a glass. The uncredited screenplay does manage to throw in a couple of literary and historical allusions - an embarrassing attempt to seem high-toned.